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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Next time, you should go to class wearing your hottest (yet appropriate) workout gear and sit in front of him. When he brings the burrito out, give him the most disgusted look, then go back to taking notes or whatever. As soon as the belching starts, get up, give him your most disgusted look, and go to the other side of the room.

If it tries to flirt with you, tell it, "sorry, but you eat and behave worse than an animal and I'm not into bestiality."

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[–] SonicTurtle [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I think I might. I just bought a new pair of running pants I've been needing to break in. Sounds like I have a perfect opportunity.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hehe. Have you seen him checking you out?

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[–] caesah 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's a university. Call a pig a pig at one's own risk, don't be surprised if it's reported to (and taken seriously by) the prof, security, or admin.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Then you can pull the woman card and say it raped you with its presence.

If they want to make university a fucking safe space, use it to your advantage.

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[–] veganyogi 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is totally appropriate too if he's being disturbing. Just make sure he realizes what he's done. The disgusting look is one way to do it but I would probably use mean bitch stare in this case.