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[–] legendaryshitlord 0 points 98 points (+98|-0) ago 

I remember this, some keen shitlord made it more accurate.

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[–] lardcats 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Holy shit they gave it pubes, that's hilarious! I really want the one who made the original to see this, the butter tears would be glorious.

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[–] legendaryshitlord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My google-fu has been defeated. *Bows

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[–] Brightness [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Ha, thats great.

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[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Still not accurate. Needs more kipping to get those 2.5lb dumbbells overhead. And there should be a slice of fucking pizza dangling out of her craw.

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[–] squealingbravery 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Every single female ham I ever saw doing anything physical was beyond mediocre. Like bodyweight squats. Who the fuck goes to a damn gym to do bodyweight fucking squats? And running hams manage to be even more pathetic. There's no low low enough for these fucks.

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[–] bellylugosi 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

When I had a gym membership I'd do body weight stuff in between machines. Leg day means light bodyweight arm/back stuff and vice-versa. This wasn't my main exercise though, just simple filler to keep my heart going and my body loose.

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[–] squealingbravery 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'm all for spending rest time in very light mobility/movements, even though I favor squatting once and staying down, but I'm talking about hams doing only mega easy shit like this. If this is all you can do, don't bother going to a gym.

Now stop ruining my rants or I'll cast a voodoo curse on you to make you fat.

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yup, and also walking at 1.8 mph. Like, really? Wasn't even a 600-pounder.

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[–] squealingbravery 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Right!? That fucking calorie counter should be connected to a scale. For fat people it should display: "Why the fuck do you care? Eat less, you colossal moron."

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[–] c-fox 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I thought you meant they would squat their body weight, which would be impressive. I realise it means squatting with no weight at all.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah, I had the same thought.. And then I decided to Google cause there's no fucking way a ham can squat with weights that weigh as much as them

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[–] DylannDuNuffin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I know a ham who does bodyweight squats at the gym. I can't wait to see her get joint damage.

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[–] MeatSubmarine 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

That form pretty much proves that whoever made that image have no idea of proper form. Hips are misaligned as fuck. Pretty bad if it is supposed to be anything near heavy. This is how non-fats lift heavy weights properly

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[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Olympic lift technique really is amazing. A study in how to use your legs to lift something overhead.

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[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Lol they think their bingo wing fat sacks are muscles?

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Always, and they'll argue with you about how strong they are, too. It's a joke really.

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[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There's a few clues here telling us that the artist has never been to a gym.

  1. That's not really what barbells look like. Given the detail on the real woman, one would think at least some knurling would be present. It's also interesting how there's no weight stopper or collar, just a handle.

  2. Poking your hip out to the side during any kind of lift may be cute teehee, but it places you're already compressed spine in an awkward curve that makes sure all of that weight is squarely on the side of one vertebrae disk.

I'm not even gonna get into her form, but your deff supposed to keep your traps down for OHP, not raise your shoulders in victory.

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[–] MahLardy 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Who cares, it's a drawing, not a form demo.

The REAL issue you should be focusing on is that no ham like that would ever actually lift any decent weight and this whole concept is hokey.

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[–] Novius 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Some women have such a phobia of group-evaluation that they feel they have to lie preemptively to ensure that the truth becomes muddled in responding to her lies.

The problem is Cunningham's Law: "the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."

Just fucking stop it intersectional tumblrinas.

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[–] Fentiaz 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Better be half naked in whatever you do as a fattie, wouldn't want people to stop seeing you in a sexual light

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[–] FreshBakedCondishuns 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

People see fatties in a sexual light? I wouldn't want to see these beasts in sun light, let alone a sexual light.

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[–] Fentiaz 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

But they are forcing their sexualisation onto everyone - i don't like it either but it's what they are attempting to do

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[–] Skinny_McJiggles 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Is it Fatty Fantasy hour again?

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