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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Just as good as I remember it. I don't care if they are fake. The imagination and writing style is glorious.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Love that story. Love alot of 4chan's stories, whether or not they're true doesn't matter to me honestly. It's entertainment and a break from the real world where these useless piles of garbage get catered to hand and foot (since they're the majority yet still claim oppreshun) while whinging about everything possible. I'll take fake stories all day over that shit, thankyouverymuch.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The beauty of greentext is no one starts it with - "omg, I swear dis happend guise." It's just left to the reader. Believe, or don't. It's entirely up to you. Either way you get an amazing story out of it.

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[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It was beautiful, regardless of any suspension of disfatbelief.

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[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I'm calling some bullshit, only because I can't imagine that thing being stuck "waist"-deep in renovated stairs being able to get out without a fire department and tax dollars.

Otherwise that was fucking amazing.

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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Don't ruin it. That was one of the greatest Goddamn stories ever. I don't want questions. I just wanna fucking believe.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

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[–] sparklefuck 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

i definitely believe the vomit part. i've seen it. it's like 20 gallons of nightmare.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Story time?

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[–] AOU 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And a crane.

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[–] Pappy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Could only have been better to go up the elevator as he's getting to the top to tell him he forgot they got it fixed earlier that morning.

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fake or not, I could not stop laughing. This anon's writing style is too good.

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[–] HomerSimpson 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

That was pretty great.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oh boy, I wanted it to be real so bad!

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[–] hypercat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

NO way. Fat would have demanded a room change to the first floor saying he has condishuns.

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