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[–] GoodOldJR 3 points 80 points (+83|-3) ago 

I thought the swimsuit issue was a celebration of the athletic body. Is this swine even an athlete? I am seriously at a loss for words here

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[–] TheTrigger 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I can almost, without knowing anything about it, guarantee that it's told at least one person, in its lifetime, that it's ran a marathon.

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[–] M1 2 points 20 points (+22|-2) ago 

Exactly this. This was supposed to be a magazine for fit bodies.

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[–] joeystals 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I thought it was a throwback to the time when you couldnʻt get porn delivered electronically so people would fap to whatever they could. Source: I used to fap to the swimsuit issue as a kid.

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[–] recon_johnny 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This....this isn't true, is it?

Fuck Sports Illustrated.

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[–] MaximusDecimusBeetus 2 points 53 points (+55|-2) ago 

at least they put the whale in the water,so no animal cruelty here :)

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[–] leweb 2 points 27 points (+29|-2) ago 

Sadly, there are more of them than there are of us.

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[–] BlackBetty 2 points 19 points (+21|-2) ago 

Yes, but they'll die quicker and they have calculated poorly. They seem to be laboring under the delusion that we are going to take care of them when they are too sick to do it themselves.

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[–] shitlordicus_prime 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

But they're not actually attracted to other fatties! Sadly, though, this is shopped enough that it just might sell to them anyway.

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[–] Sops 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yeah but they aren't drinking their own cool-aid and they still know fat isn't attractive.

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[–] Swole_is_life 2 points 23 points (+25|-2) ago 

Not likely. They still mostly sell this to men and even fat guys like normal(I refuse to call them thin) women.

Women's magazines may still sell with hams on the cover but when your primary selling point is sex appeal you have to actually have some sex appeal.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Dear god don't let it sell.

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[–] Lame_Bunt_Baiter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It'll sell. Why? Because for one thing, it's got other components to it...stories, etc. For another, it'll have other women who aren't <shudder> size 16.

And of course, the fatties will take this as some kind of vindication that it's perfectly sexy to be that fucking fat...despite the airbrushing, the absolute-top-notch photography and the post-processing to make it look as good as possible. Just like a friendasaurus thinks that she's as attractive as the hot girl she's out with.

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

That is really the cover. Fucking pathetic. The eatbeast pigs really are the majority. Might as well be called Farm Animals Illustrated.

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[–] Alpacazz [S] 1 points 24 points (+25|-1) ago 

They actually did three covers. One is Rhonda Rousey and one is a hot blonde model named Hailey Clauson. This ham's cover will probably be the lowest selling but either way, it's a terrible sign. We're a few years away from Tess Monster being a VS Angel :(

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[–] M1 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So the eatbeast didn't actually get her own month, she got a third of the share. That just shows you how the editors are not fully ready to commit to something like that. They're testing the waters.

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[–] 4278143? 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Good. SI will run the numbers on which one sells the most. The ham will lose. Then they will not do this again.

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[–] blondebacon 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I might go buy the Rhonda Rousey edition just to help the numbers.

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[–] praivo 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Let Ronda and the ham fight. Who wins, gets on the cover..

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[–] KingMortales 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago  (edited ago)

It could just be the pictures on google images, but even that Hailey chick seems to be on the thick side of healthy. Definitely not athletic looking.

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[–] Alpacazz [S] 2 points 9 points (+11|-2) ago 

Um what? She has a wider pelvic region but she is a legitimate high fashion model. Not even close to being "thick" https://www.instagram.com/p/_5p6dXOUrv/

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[–] blondebacon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah, not much of a tiny waist.

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[–] honormyacanthosis 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

BMI is within healthy limits.

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[–] clockworkgirl21 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

She looks good to me. Not as tiny as some models, but that's okay. Perfectly healthy BMI.

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[–] Bureaucrat_36 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Lol, tess is a few years away from a scooty puff. She's a flash in the pan, she's not gonna recover from her next c-section without have gained another 80+ lbs.

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[–] TheRealAmalek 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Meanwhile hams are angry she's not fatter

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[–] ShitlordChaser 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I commented on some news page on FB about this saying that a 'sports' magazine should have lean, muscular, healthy, strong bodies modeling - not squishy, weak, beetus bodies.

Of course I got a bunch of angry replies about 'but you can't tell how healthy she is!' and 'she's way more beautiful than ugly fucking sticks' and such. Got one about how dare a woman put down another woman for following her dreams and beating society's standards or whatever. No surprise they were all from fat women, while the 'likes' received were from fit women and men.

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[–] shitlordicus_prime 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Every reply means you severely triggered a fatty. Each one means a harpoon struck their blubbery hearts dead center. You're doing the Lord's work.

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[–] TSlim 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over all sides of earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out."

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[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

fb is prime shitlording territory, I do it all the time

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[–] fat_hater_ 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

'she's way more beautiful than ugly fucking sticks'

I'd choose to fuck the ugliest fit girl over the "prettiest" fat girl any day. Fuck these people.

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[–] 4281707? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Keep on triggerin'.

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