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[–] wmeth 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
False, wise words for whales would be something along the lines of "Go into the kitchen, stand in front of the sink. Slowly bend over, while opening the cabinet under the sink. Grab all the bottles and stuff. Mix in a large bowl. And consume for maximum effectiveness."
[–] BigBadWolf 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
I've rarely seen a clean fat person. I assume they keep their houses in a similar state. With all the cleaning products they don't store there's more room for fudge. You probably just told them to make a dessert.
[–] Fishgoose 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Your comment made me laugh out loud. I really needed that today, so thank you.