Posted by: hypercat
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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
If you wanted to ruin her fun, you could gently remind her that liquor has calories.
[–] hypercat [S] ago
Hahaha. I was chatting with a friend and I think they overheard my rant on why I don't drink mixed drinks because of the hidden calories. As they ordered some fruity ass shit and shots.
[–] praivo ago
At this point the alcohol killed whatever was left in its brain, so I doubt this would have had any effect.
[–] dontdoxxmebro ago
Nah man it is clear, and we all know clear things totes cant have any calories!
[–] wmeth 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I've actually been to bars and seen cattle sitting there and the stool was maybe three feet, or a whole pace from the bar, and the gunt was still inches from rubbing the wood.
[–] Lilina 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That means even larger bulls visit there.
[–] CommentsWithLogic 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's like an iceberg. A smelly, squishy iceberg.
[–] praivo ago (edited ago)
As in "tip of the iceberg - you only see a small part of the thing"?
[–] CommentsWithLogic 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Precisely, the rest is "hidden" under the bar.
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[–] hypercat [S] ago
Hahaha. Yes. Everyone at that particular bar who is a regular has standards. And our regulars are pretty fit. Mostly older blue collar dudes who work hard all day and go fishing and hiking for fun and the ladies are flight attendants or other such types of jobs. I think I am the only office job regular but they accept me.