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[–] HamAtEnormousSize 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

An eatbeast was talking at me once and it mentioned it couldn't spawn even with all the treatments. It said its doctor told it that it couldn't get preggers because it was too fat (whalefucker probably was fucking it's belly button anyway) I asked it if it tried losing any weight to see if the highly trained medical professional with decades worth of knowledge was correct. It said no, was triggered and last I heard the obeast was pushing 40 with no miracle (or effort, still 170+ pounds too fat) yet.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

At least this one managed to remove itself from the genepool, one forkfull at a time.