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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 1 points 81 points (+82|-1) ago 

...and then she went home and treated herself to an extra large pizza, 'cause she deserved it after burning off all of those calories.

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[–] drink_some_water [S] 0 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago 

... while blogging about how she ran a half marathon and "fat women are fierce!"

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[–] fphthrowie 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

Also, some California blonde bitch confronted her with her gang of girlfriends but a Ryan Gosling lookalike called Brad Dreamyson flipped them off and gave her his number.

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[–] Wwanker 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

"2 minutes on a treadmill, 20 minutes on a burger"

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[–] Nahfuckreddit 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Please. You know they inhale food in 20 seconds.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

20?!

Maybe if the burger looks like this.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I love how badly Jessica Jones triggered the Socially Retarded Warriors.

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[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Weird how that old adage "a moment on the lips, forever on the hips" has evolved.

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[–] seniorscubasquid 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Do you mean a pizza in size extra large, or an extra pizza, in size large?

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yes.

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[–] CertifiedShitlord 1 points 28 points (+29|-1) ago 

I always laugh at the fatties who do ab workouts. I always make sure they see me looking at them too. A few poorly executed crunches aren't gonna make that fupa disappear. Whats worse is when I see the same fat regularly and they do the exact same workout every time and look exactly the same. Hey fatass, if you were really trying to lose weight you would have done it by now. Stop being an eyesore and drown in a tub of ice cream.

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[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Could God make a tub of ice cream so large even Tess Munster could drown in it?

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Could God make a boob so big, even he couldn't lift it?

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[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It'd have to be ever-filling otherwise she'd eat her way out of it in minutes.

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[–] thefisherman1961 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They don't realize that you can't target areas when burning fat, nor do they realize that doing ab exercises will make their ab muscles swell up and retain water so their stomach will look even bigger. Fat people do ab workouts because of fat logic

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[–] RollCakeTroll 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I hate ab workouts in general. You don't need that crap. Deadlifts, squats, and low bf are all you need.

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[–] Ben77 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I know right? They don't seem to even know what different exercises are for. I particularly love the fat guys that turn up at the gym and just do 'squats' (obviously no where near resembling a proper squat).

Yeah fatty, squats are really what you need to be doing <rolls eyes>. Get on the fucking treadmill and lose the blubber, then you can think about squats.

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[–] 4188245? 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I never did understand most fats at the gym. They hit up 5 machines, sit for 10 minutes each and chat/selfie/whatever, spend about 5 minutes at super low intensity, and then proceed to the next.

I'll hazard they spend a total of 1 hr at the gym, 20 minutes actually doing anything, and maybe raise their HR by 10 beats a minute. Like, why even go to the gym?

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[–] TSlim 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I was down in the basement 'dungeon' at my club this morning on a spin bike for a long session, and two middle-aged hams came in to lift. The one did about 5 reps of flies with very little range of motion (...) then shuffled off where I couldn't see him. Gone in another 10 minutes tops.

The second came in, tried out the pull-up bar, couldn't eke out one pull-up, then shambled away in shame. I think I might actually have triggered him a smidgen, because at that point I was drowning in sweat in the aero position and still going hard. Kek.

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[–] Artie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Pull ups are so much harder than people who don't know their body realize. Fat people would pull their biceps doing negatives let alone real pull ups.

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[–] AxonCaradoc 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Was it the sweating or brandishing glutes furiously that you think would have been triggering?

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[–] RollCakeTroll 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

10 beats a minute

They already raise it 20 bpm just by being fat.

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[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I saw a fat once pulling on the lat pulldown machine. It must have had almost no weight on it because there was clearly no effort put into pulling it down. It was hunched over like a pink blob, couldn't get its stumps under the leg bar either.

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[–] WaterBear 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My biggest issue :-(

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[–] femtogression 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'm opening a gym for plus size boned people. Self serve ice cream trough and you can level up in spoon size an oz at a time.

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[–] etherandhoney 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Sadly I think it would probably be a huge money making endeavour. Gross fucking lard barges.

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I don't need things like that stinking up my gym.

I work out at home now but when I went to a gym I hated this shit. Fats take up too much space, get more attention, get babied and leave their stinky sweat puddles everywhere. I don't know about the women but the male fats like to hang around in the locker room with just their underwear if even that

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

One thing that really annoys me are those who spend a lot of time taking selfies while on a machine. I get it if you want to take one selfie (kidding, I really don't) but some people just sit there and take TONS. Even slim people do it, though they usually don't really work out, they just.. poke the machines, take selfies and leave.

WHAT IS THE DAMN POINT YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORKING OUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE. START MOVING OR GET OFF THE FUCKING MACHINE.

Even worse if they're fat. You're not fooling anyone you fucking fupatron. Get the fuck away from the machine before it breaks under your weight.

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[–] LiterallyLittering 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There was this dude in my gym brought a fucking tripod for his phone to take selfie while he was working out. I mean the dude is huge but he's annoying as hell,dances around the gym like he's at a club the whole time. He carried the tripod around for his whole workout to document it for some reason.

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[–] TruthNotFeelings 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Could've been filming to check out his form. He sounds like a riot though!

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[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The reason I like gym selfies is because the lighting so sooo great and I'm pumped up so I can pretend I'm that much more swole (read: barely. nooooob). Other than that, no selfies.

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[–] tom908 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nice name.

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