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[–] Elcycs 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Ham of God.

Passion of the crust.

Um... The French-fry day of Sorrows.

Help me out here guys, I just woke up.

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[–] FASH 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

He fried for our sins.

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[–] burntfishnchips 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

More like deep fried.

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[–] MisterWinter 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

The garden of feedin', the gospel of Fathew, Beetus Christ the Lord of Lards.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

King of Burgers

Lard of Lards

Crust Almighty

Cheesus

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[–] L1amas ago  (edited ago)

The jeez-it.

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[–] BlackThornOfLove 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

God's Not Fat

I just woke up too. That's all I got.

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[–] serp0unce 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I grew up catholic and taught sunday school in high school and it's amazing to me how fats can adhere to certain beliefs like crazy and turn a blind eye to the whole gluttony is a sin thing

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[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"What? I'm not gluttonous... haha... I just eat healthily but I have genes that make me put on weight. That's ok though, sonar technology says 85% of it is muscle"

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[–] serp0unce 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

LOL how the fuck did it come to pick 85% as the number to pull out of it's ass!? Fucking hamlogic

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[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That and

"Boo gays!"

"Isn't the next line that women should shut their mouths?"

"That's sexist!"

"Yeah, and is that a poly-cotton blend? Uh oh."

Oh context.

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[–] lionheart 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Passion of the fries.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm pretty sure a cheeseburger is not on one of the stages of the cross.

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[–] shin-kicked ago 

ppfft jokes on him everyone knows jesus prefers mcbeetus

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[–] theword ago 

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[–] theword ago  (edited ago)

fatty took the above parody serious!

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[–] DelusionalHominids ago 

The Passion of the Juice