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[–] Ghetto_Shitlord 0 points 64 points (+64|-0) ago 

Funny how none of her problems are her fault.

She "doesen't have time" for skin care. Her 9 year old being a little shit has nothing to do with how she was raised. The child is "proud" of being a little shit because you most likely let it get away with shit and filed it under cute, instead of a problem. Overweight, but does not have the time or resources to lose weight. It takes LESS resources you cow. You do LESS to lose weight. Her nice figure is because she works out several times a week. No cow, its mostly because she does not overeat.

Fucking hams man.

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[–] CaptHamPlanet 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

These are the same people who say fit moms are selfish and make bad moms. Fit moms make for great moms because they instill discipline and lead by example. They don't just plop down in front of the television and get fat, they are out there walking and taking the kids to the park.

This particular fatty will still be the same miserable cunt without her husband and kids because the problem is with her. She'll just be a miserable cat owner instead.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I'd bet the 9 year old is a "little shit" because she makes fun of her mother and other fatties for being fat.

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

No shit. Look at the comparison between ham and its human twin sister:

  • ham is poor, works a crappie job and lives in a shitty pig sty. Sister is successful and lives an awesome life of travelling.

  • ham is stuck in a failed marriage with another ham. Sister is engaged to an Olympic athlete that adores her.

  • ham is saddled with fucked-up kids. Sister is happily childfree.

  • ham is disgusting, fat and ugly. Sister (TWIN SISTER, mind you) is beautiful, thin and fit.

How the fuck do you look at all this and don't see it's all your fucking fault? You can't even blame social, genetic, age or any other difference in your situations, since both had the same exact start in life.

You baked your cake, piggy, now you get to eat it. The only people blameless in this whole fuck-up are the kids, that are getting hosed and set up for failure in life by being born from and raised by a useless fatty like you. Not that you being fat and lazy had any effect on them, perish the thought, it only affects you of course.

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[–] mangiamerdeemorte 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't forget, this cow "ruined" its body by having children. Yeah. About that...

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[–] YoungerX 0 points 46 points (+46|-0) ago 

The best part was her twin being mistaken for her daughter!!.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I bet fifty bucks her twin is thin if not fit.

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[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

She says so later on, I read it all. The twin takes impeccable care of herself and is fraternal, not identical.

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And the twin's husband is a medal-winning Olympic athlete.

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[–] Delirium_Dream 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

Sister is "blessed with good genetics"? You're TWINS, literally cannot get closer genetically. Ugh, that really irks me.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

More like... Fatalie is hating on her twin sister for being thin and child-free.

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My family has good Viking genetics, I ended up a Dwarf.

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[–] mangiamerdeemorte 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My mom was still a D cup at her thinnest (size 6). The biggest I've been is a C cup when I was pregnant. Genetics?

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[–] gdddg 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They are fraternal twins. So they are no closer than any other siblings. I mean I agree with you that genetics are not an excuse, but fraternal twins can be quite different.

I went to high school with twin girls... one was pale, freckled, more of a skinny body shape; the other was tanned, nice skin, and more curvy (in the true, hot way). They were different heights too.

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah, I made a post way back with identical twins so that stopped that 'muh genetics' bullshit right away. They were identical, but one twin was fit and human while the other was a landwhale. Haha. I know them personally, so I know the fit twin and we work out from time to time.

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[–] alc0 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Does the ham twin have a ham personality?

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[–] FuckingEatLess 3 points 36 points (+39|-3) ago 

Pathetic ungrateful cunt. Children are wasted on her. I had multiple miscarriages and spent over a year trying to get pregnant again and this porker over here hates her kids WHEN SHE RAISED THEM TO BE WHO THEY ARE NOW. Also cry me a fucking river over ADHD and Type 1 diabetes. There's much more serious special needs kids that REALLY require serious time, patience and love. Those parents get sympathy, not 400lb pigs.

Loved the part about how her twin got all the good genetics...

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I hope you decide to adopt at some point, fellow shitlady. I'm sure you'd make a good mother. I'm sorry to hear about your miscarriages.

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[–] ShitizenSnips 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

I will never for the life of me understand how someone "just doesn't have the time" to eat less. It's like they don't listen to the words coming out of their own mouth.

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[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They snack all day because they can't manage their surroundings and sit down for a proper meal.

That no time often implies fast food because cooking beyond thawing ready made meals isn't an option either.

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[–] ShitizenSnips 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That is such bullshit. You can live off of McDonalds burgers and never gain a pound and you can live off of nothing but twinkies and chips and never gain a pound so long as you DO NOT EAT MORE THAN YOU BURN. It's not complicated, CICO is basic addition and subtraction.

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[–] mangiamerdeemorte 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My shitlady friend, a mom of 3, is a smart grazer and keeps healthy food around. So she eats like 6 mini meals a day but is tiny.

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[–] bieberhole_69 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's just like a fatty to have a kid when they know deep down they aren't emotionally prepared for it

she went from being the only child, to having two very demanding younger siblings and two disconnected unhappy parents. She is starved for attention and affection. If all she can strive for is negative attention, she'll take that.

Why did it take a random person on the internet for the mom to figure it out. I feel like the 1st chapter of ANY 'parenting 101' style book would have told her that...it's like she just wants everyone to tell her what to do instead of figuring out anything for herself and being self-reliant. Just like a fatty.

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[–] briibeezieee 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago  (edited ago)

At this moment, I am pretty happy to not have children, no offense to those who do! I'm way too young and selfish w my time.

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[–] VioletAura 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

As a mom, I don't get the pressure on women who feel this way to have kids anyway. It does take patience and dedication so if someone simply is not interested or doesn't feel ready, why would you want them to do it anyway? I have a lot of respect for the women like this who never give into the pressure.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I feel ya. Just be certain to do everything possible to keep it that way until/if you are ready. That is a very responsible thing to do and attitude to have. +100 on you. You may never change your mind. I didn't and 20+ Years down the road, I don't regret it at all.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Are you sure we're not the same person? Maybe this site isn't real at all, maybe it's just a way of me cooling with my hate for lard barges, and perhaps my personality split and I made two accounts.

Now I've gone and trigguhed muhself.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Bachelorette life forever. Livin' the dream.

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[–] littlejawa 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Same. Reading that post was absolutely perfect birth control for me.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

  • Fat
  • Loveless marriage
  • 3 kids
  • Bad parent

Jesus, lady. If you fuck up your own life this badly, of course you're going to be unhappy. I'm also betting that the son doesn't actually have ADHD. He's just a boy. Boys are different. Mom happily got him on drugs and has now fucked him up for life. Good job, mom.

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[–] round_isnt_curvy [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Totally agree that there's legit ADHD and then there's bad parents of boys. These poor boys evolved to work physically and run down animals while hunting and people expect them to sit behind a desk for 12 years of childhood and not fidget.

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[–] tipsyoctopus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I have ADHD so I sympathize with the struggles of parents with kids with ADHD.

But this? The kid is male and 7 years old. He will by nature have (some) ADHD like symptoms at this age. Add in a shitty mom? He's likely to have even more.

Dear god, I hope that doctor isn't medicating that poor kid. (I personally take meds, and while definitely helpful, they can be miserable, especially when taken too much.)

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