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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Her saying she only has a "few extra pounds" is like Anderson Cooper saying he only has a few gray hairs

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[–] l23r 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Thanks for that eyebleach!

He may be old enough to be a grandfather, but daaaamn, I would fuck him in a heartbeat... If it weren't for the whole being gay thing. Or me not having that thing.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

He's gay?!?!?!?!

And this is the sound of my heart breaking.

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[–] DurexNChill 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He's only 48, so yeah technically he could be a grandfather, but he's not 'gramps' quite yet.

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[–] shitwink 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Maybe it's ironic, but my personal silver fox crush is Max from Catfish, though he's not really that old. He, of course, is apparently straight - at least, married. :(

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You and me both ;)

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[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This thing is "a few extra pounds" of vomit stuffed in some sausage links. Mr. Cooper though, grey hair is not a bad thing if you can pull it off. I'd have a "welcome" mat on my back door 24/7 for that man.

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[–] bkr45678 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Good lord that man is damn fine. And totally adorable.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Love your writing style. That beetus barge is either stupid or blind, judging by get markup and hair she might be both. What the actual fuck is with obeasts begging for shit on gofundme? Oh, that's right, they're fat unmotivated pieces of shit that not only displace the blame for their weight, they refuse to take any responsibility for their lives whatsoever. So you made yourself a fat pig, and now society at large teeeheee should foot the bill to fix that for you as well? Someone should tell her all the surgery in the world won't help if she refuses to put down the fork. There's no magic pill, nor surgery or remedy that will make you lose weight if you don't put in the effort, which - and let's be honest - you know these bottom feeders won't do.

Fat, entitled, greedy, self absorbed, stupid and irresponsible doesn't look good on anybody.

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[–] BeetusLaPedis 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'm no doctor but I've seen enough My 600lb life to know these hams can stretch their stomach out after surgery by eating and drinking stuff they shouldn't. The "magic" trick to weight loss is to eat a human amount of calories. This fats are so dumb they just can't understand that.

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[–] DaedricDandy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Jesus, the black part of those tights are supposed to come at least like halfway up the thigh but this mayobeast barely has them past the calf.

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[–] MolotovCocktail 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I think the black part of her tights are supposed to be cats. It's so stretched out you can barely even tell.

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[–] DaedricDandy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, I have the same ones so that's why I said it. I don't think I can wear them ever again after seeing this thing, though

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[–] silver_polish 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The only reason the beetus isn't flowing through her veins is because her arteries are too clogged for anything to get through.

I like your mental imagery.

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[–] DrunkenPieRat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'll watch a show like American Pickers and then talk to my dad, he watches those kind of shows. And he'll ask me if I have any idea how much shit like that he's thrown away over the years.

I couldn't get people to donate $200 to me if all of my limbs had fallen off and I had to type out a GoFundMe page with my nose. This kind of shit pisses me off, a kid that went to my high school had cancer and they started a page so his family could go be with him at the hospital, and you have some waste of space like this asking people to fund something that will never work, has never worked. And if it has it's got to be less than 1% of the population.

This is where I really start to lose my damn mind. The easy way out, the quick "fix". I'm so fucking sick of it. I've spent a lot of time half-assing things. I got really tired of it. I want every minute of the day to be as productive and full and the vast majority of the population just wants the handout.

I spent most of the last year doing what everyone else wanted to do. I had some great times doing it. But the problem was I go so distracted by doing that I started just falling into a pattern of existing until it was time to do the next thing. I hit a personal rock bottom and realized this is not what I want to be doing.

Instead of waiting for advice, or suggestions, or someone telling me this what were doing, I have jumped head first into doing all sorts of stuff. I will admit that I hate winter and not really doing anything until spring. But, damn, this year I'm going to get a picture of a tornado, I'm reading any book, article, website I can on investing, hell, I can't write a sentence without second guessing every word, but I'm going to try my hand a writing a book.

I had some great inspiration to do some stuff this year on my free time that I never would have even considered, might as well go crazy with it this year.

Seeing the landscape of fucking everything I see nothing but a tidal wave of shit, well fuck it bring on. And don't be a complete waste of oxygen like these mayodumpsters, I think there needs to be a huge movement this year away from all the left and right bullshit.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I had a 7lb tumor that was randomly discovered. Except it was unnoticed because it was on my liver, eradicated most of my liver, and the space is occupied was gotten by pushing my lungs up in my chest and crushing my intestines. I was slim and weighed 85lbs when they found it when I was 17.

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[–] Alpha_Machine 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Guess the fupa might stick around a little longer.

Having your stomach messed around with isn't a sure way to lose weight. If she continues to eat like a pig after having it she won't lose weight. It's meant to help people with their diet, not replace it.