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[–] CaptHamPlanet 1 points 71 points (+72|-1) ago 

What a beta. Probably wipes her ass too. Fucking gross.

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[–] TRlGGERED 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

Yeah if she can't reach her landfill of a pubic mound which is in freaking front, there's no way she can reach around that planet of a body to her dumpster ass. Also consider this; if she can't reach her vagina to shave it (and only has access one per month via beta cuck), that means it only gets cleaned once a month, too.

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[–] DecimateTheWeak 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Dude. You've got one hell of a brain.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

hurk

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[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Maybe that beta cuck ham humping fuck has his own version of (fat)ass to mouth: using his lips like the end of a toilet plunger to suck out every last one of her tasty turd nuggets.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Pero por que? :(

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Omega dreg. Waste of carbon and testosterone.

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[–] Thin_White_Duke 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

What testosterone?

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[–] YallJusRaycis 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There's a subtle difference between a beta and a man with very low sexual market value (ugly, comparably obese, intellectually disabled, or any combination of those) who wants to be with a woman. It doesn't matter how alpha you behave if you are very unattractive.

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[–] Thinnerprivilege 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I mean there is some eroticism to taking a joint shower and having your SO get up close and give a lot of TLC to your junk. Being fat ruins everything obviously, but don't knock it till you try it with someone sexy.

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[–] INTERNET_TRASHCAN 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

"enjoys the view"

Really, because my lunch was ruined from the thought of this, I think viewing it would kill me.

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[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Her "husband" like her "garden" hairless..and in the style of the plants from the Little Shop of Horrors

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[–] INTERNET_TRASHCAN 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

I bet her 'garden' is improperly ventilated, overwatered, gets literally zero light, and has more fungi than plants.

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[–] General_Paos_Chicken 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Feed me Seymour! Feed me all night long!

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[–] lacucarauncha 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"Lady Garden" is a dishonest euphemism. "Vaginal compost pile" is more like it.

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[–] greengingertea 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

An afternoon?! Mother fucking fuck.

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[–] ridsloth 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

The aides have to work in shifts holding up the fupa.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Why? Did they forget the broom or something?

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[–] TRlGGERED 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Her "lady garden" must be like fuckin Jumanji.

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[–] CakeTrap 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It always takes a whole afternoon to mow a lawn.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Sorry, once a month or so? What the actual fuck? It's probably the only time this beast gets hosed down as well. And "once a month" is fucking disgusting, its less like a "garden" and more like a corn field. Ugh, the imagery... its disgusting. How does this wonk-eyed weeble think its perfectly fine to not be able to see her own genitals?!! You're 21/22 years old and you already have a grade 3 or 4 panniculus (fupa) that obstructs you from taking proper care of yourself, and this isn't a problem to you? That's when you should go get a loaded glock and put it in your mouth honestly; What a disgusting fat slob. I always think it can't get worse and then something like this comes up. Great find by the way OP. I'm sure you brain needed to be bleached thoroughly after searching through her Tubblr.

It's so fucking pathetic and sad that they think this is a life. She's not just a useless, ugly fat cunt - she's also a lying, useless, ugly fat cunt. And the only reason I am using a female pronoun for that thing is that substituting the word "it" sometimes fucks up my sentence flow, I don't want anyone to think that I believe that thing is still female, let alone human. She lies about everything, her and her husband don't even work yet she claims that atrocious ring is real and that she has all this money. Sweety, we can all see your pictures. Your rug is stained beyond belief, there is thumb tacks holding up sheets that you use as curtains, you dress like a slob, you live in a shit shack with two pieces of furniture, you two fat asses share a "full" size bed (when clearly you take up a king yourself) and your husband has more plaque than actual teeth.... god I just can't with these two. Whether you are rich, middle class or poor - who cares? But when you start lying about it, well, then expect people to call you out and make fun of you. However, we really don't even have to do that seeing as you already make yourself out to be a fat fucking joke.

This is one heifer I can't stand, and if I ever met her I would gunt punt that fat cunt (woohooo! rhymes, Im like a rapper!) down an elevator shaft that had rusty, nail spiked metal dildos sticking up out of the floor. Fuck this fat ass and her disgusting feeder.

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[–] Genial 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's when you should go get a loaded glock and put it in your mouth honestly

She'd probably just eat it.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

She probably has a bowl vat of royal icing for such an occasion.

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

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[–] TeeheeReeRee [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I was LOLing through Wonky Eye's profile, then quickly had my breakfast fucking ruined.

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[–] Thinspiration 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Helps keep trim.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I'm loling, and everyone at work is making faces at me, and It doesn't help that I have a gun on my hip... Thanks for makig it awkward πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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[–] WhatTheFat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'm pregnant enough to where I can't see around my stomach to shave. Good thing I only have to deal for two more months. I can't imagine not being able to see my vag ever. Ugh.

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