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[–] dryerfreshsocks1 [S] 1 point 38 points (+39|-1) ago  (edited ago)

As one of the more...saucy dancers puts it, "dryerfreshsocks1 makes her money with her mouth, and I'm not talking about sucking dick, that bitch is educational."

I've really found a niche market: turns out, some dudes will pay good money for decent conversations with topless skinny women in thier early 20s. Others get irrationally upset and emasculated that I'm "talking over their heads." Usually the same dudes who are looking for BJs, though, so not my kind of customer anyway.

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[–] WhiskeyAlpha 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Will confirm. My SO has moments of absolute brilliance... Although I generally only pay attention to her when she's naked so she could be more insightful than Socrates but I wouldn't know...

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[–] dryerfreshsocks1 [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I wonder if Socrates was good in bed...

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[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

bwahahah I like your friend :D

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[–] dryerfreshsocks1 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She's amazing. Late 30s, looks 25, kind of ghetto black chick, but it almost makes her seems wise...? She's low-key really intelligent, but definitely knows how to party. I'm not a drinker, but she's even gotten me to loosen up a few times haha. Her stage name is "Felony Gold."