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[–] Sandow 0 points 72 points (+72|-0) ago 

If an exotic dancer started explaining thermodynamics to me and CICO, I'd pop a boner that would outlast every redwood in California.

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[–] dryerfreshsocks1 [S] 1 points 38 points (+39|-1) ago  (edited ago)

As one of the more...saucy dancers puts it, "dryerfreshsocks1 makes her money with her mouth, and I'm not talking about sucking dick, that bitch is educational."

I've really found a niche market: turns out, some dudes will pay good money for decent conversations with topless skinny women in thier early 20s. Others get irrationally upset and emasculated that I'm "talking over their heads." Usually the same dudes who are looking for BJs, though, so not my kind of customer anyway.

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[–] WhiskeyAlpha 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Will confirm. My SO has moments of absolute brilliance... Although I generally only pay attention to her when she's naked so she could be more insightful than Socrates but I wouldn't know...

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[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

bwahahah I like your friend :D

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[–] deanna 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What a lovely visual! Thank you for that nice start to my day.