Archived That happy moment when your friends are shitlords too! (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived That happy moment when your friends are shitlords too! (fatpeoplehate)
submitted ago by Voatoxoverbotox
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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
TFW you find out you and your squad are on the same page concerning the fats.
[–] HamsAlwaysEatSnacks 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
If I weren't one of about 20 people in my town that wasn't fat... So many apologists and blubber pokers here.
[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Make a secret club. If any hoarker want in, tell them the first rite of passage is running a 10 minute mile (lazy-style for humans, amirite?) That will shut then down really fast!
[–] 4162908? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
One of us. One of us.
[–] dodecadildo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I've already sussed which of my friends are shitlords and which I have to curtail my fat hate around. Love shitlording with my shitlord mates.
[–] InternetTrafficCop 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was eating at a diner with some people late at night, and somehow or another, the topic turned to skinny people who are also unhealthy. One of the people I was with said, "I mean, obviously it's better to be skinny and unhealthy than to be fat and healthy, but..." And we all laughed at how obvious it was that we'd much rather be unhealthy than fat.
[–] thefisherman1961 ago (edited ago)
My friend spent his entire life being morbidly obese. He got diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and he dropped a shitload of weight and is normal human sized now. He's kept the weight off for a couple years, his diabetes is gone, and now he's starting to Shitlord fat people. It brings a tear to my eye.
[–] la_fupacabra ago
I want people around me who even dislike fat people. So far its only my SO, and he says I get "too intense". Even my brother's girlfriend, who by all accounts should be a mega shitlady, doesn't "like to talk badly about anyone".
I'm just gonna get jelly over you rq.
[–] ForgotMyName ago
This is making me sad. I'm going to be moving from a region of very few fats to a region full of fatties. I really think I've started to take my lifestyle here for granted. Fit people everywhere. It's going to be a rude awakening when I can't even buy groceries without fats clogging the aisles like their arteries.
[–] GandolfHitler ago
I'm there already. The rage builds day after day. Thank god for the online shitlords and shitladies.