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[–] chryseos-geckota [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Good joke indeed. Love that bit in Zombieland that highlights the importance of cardio.. Cardio, rule#..

You're definitely correct.. two of the most selfish people I know are fatties of the utmost degree.

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[–] Merediana 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The good thing is, even though I've a fucked up knee and had 2 surgeries - I can still run faster than an obeast.

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[–] Merediana 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Well, tody it's rather "Be nice to fat people or they start whining until you get fired".

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Otis!

to soon man, too soon

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

But if they were both thin, both would outrun the bear?

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[–] GandolfHitler 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nope. Bears are fast as fuck. If you're in bear country and your choice of survival tools are a pair of running shoes or a grease guzzling decoy, go with option B.

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[–] Pattoe 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It may give up the chase if it decides you're not a threat or worth chasing, but backing away slowly as soon as you hear or see a bear or a cub is the wisest choice.