Archived I love hams giving me advice about being pregnant (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived I love hams giving me advice about being pregnant (fatpeoplehate)
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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She obviously wants you to get fat. I would say eat what you want, don't worry about gaining some fat, then lose any extra weight later. It will crush her spirits just as badly in the end. The only downside is that you'll have to listen to her gloat about any weight gain. But you'd have to listen to her moaning about your weight either way, so fuck it.
Maybe you could just make it a policy not to discuss it with her at all? Hams can be really fucking annoying when they have fixated on your weight. I have a ham neighbor that takes every opportunity to talk about my weight. He's obsessed and it's really irritating.
[–] Fuck-off-fatties [S] ago
Oh I rub it in her face all the time. She's just jealous. I don't starve myself by any means, but when I see her with 3 donuts I make sure to mention it