Archived I love hams giving me advice about being pregnant (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived I love hams giving me advice about being pregnant (fatpeoplehate)
submitted ago by Fuck-off-fatties
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[–] Ghetto_Shitlord 0 points 37 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago
There is a shitlord where I work that is pregnant, The way the hams talk about her behind her back when they think I am not listening is sad. It's sad that people can be so judgemental and mean spirited towards someone because that someone can do what they can't. This girl has gained about 10 lbs maybe, I dunno, but not much. She's starving herself and the baby bullshit as usual.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
I really hope you're reporting them to HR or calling them out for their shittiness.
[–] Ghetto_Shitlord 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
U.S. Government employ, there's no point, you have to pretty much kill someone to get fired.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
[–] interstate-15 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
That's cause most guys will say it to their face. I've called coworkers fat fucks multiple times. They have no defense against it, cause its true.
[–] Trishit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I hated it when fatties would tell me I needed to gain more weight or eat more when I was pregnant. No, fatass, I will not.
[–] DurinTheDeathles ago
I welcome these haters. When they talk shit about you, you know you are going in the right direction. You are achieving something great while they continue to do jack all
[–] Alterna-slim 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
As long as your doctor/midwife thinks your healthy then you're probably fine. .8 pounds really is a tiny amount. 25-35 total pounds is the recommended to gain. But even so, I think it is uncommon for complications to happen for a normal healthy person gaining too little weight. And most people put on the bulk of their pregnancy weight in the 3rd trimester.
[–] Size_six_thousand 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
In the first half of a pregnancy there's no reason to gain. Most of the recommended weight gain comes in the third trimester.
[–] Trishit 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I think I gained about 2-3 pounds in the first 20 weeks or so. Most of my 19 lb. gain with each pregnancy came in the last 10 weeks.
[–] SweetTreats 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Damn! That explains the stretch marks.
[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Actually it's less. If someone is overweight or obese it's recommended only 10-15 (as they should be losing fat and eating healthier). 20 lbs is perfectly normal especially for a petite person.
[–] Alterna-slim 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
http://www.acog.org/Resources-And-Publications/Committee-Opinions/Committee-on-Obstetric-Practice/Weight-Gain-During-Pregnancy
This is where I got the 25-35 pound recommendation from.
[–] Fuck-off-fatties [S] ago
.8 lbs by 17 weeks is a bit little but I lost about 10 lbs of muscle because lifting was making me cramp really bad. So I think it evens out in the end. :)
[–] honormyacanthosis ago
The recommendations for weight gain in pregnancy are based on science and data. If you gain less than or more than the suggested amount, the baby has a higher risk of prematurity. I knew a shitlady from work who didn't gain enough weight. Her baby came two months early. No surprises there.
[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
"Fuck it. She's getting a discount onesie." Hahaha
Make sure you get that onesie in XXXXL.
[–] Kaia 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
MIght be cheaper to just buy some tarp
[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
How ironic is it that hams give advice on how to be healthy?
[–] shitwink 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Roughly as ironic as when they whale-song about concern trolling, then concern troll a healthy mother who is "starving" her baby.
[–] RedditRunaway 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I definitely had gained more by that point, but I wasn't a cow either. I got really lucky that he sat really far back (well, my spine disagreed but whatever) so my bump came late. But damn, when it did! All the fatties tutting and hawwing that I was always on my feet working, or worse yet, rubbing my belly without permission! Get back, you sow! It's not our fault no one felt your belly! It's just fat! My baby never, not once, moved when they did this. I like to think he knew.
[–] StarryNightSky 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I love the "no one can tell you're pregnant". It's worse with fatties! I had only gained 10lbs when I was halfway with my twins. Unfortunately it then turned to 50lbs by the end. But it was all them. 12lbs of baby, 2 of everything. I was lighter once I lost all the water weight. Hah
[–] 86PercentChocolate 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I really hate delusional hams thinking they are better than humans. Put -IT- in -ITS- place and keep on shitladying. And congrats on the little one! lotsa love for the potential shit-person
[–] Bunter_Hunter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Buy her a dvd that shows you how to get back in shape after pregnancy. In the card? 'It worked for me! xox '
Top marks for your username.