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[–] Magitek_X 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

seeing a Kevin James movie

Do you really need a warning for that?

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

THAT explains it! I always wondered why the first one was so painfully unfunny.

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[–] newguynewguynewguy 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Movie daughter is on some shitty show my kids watch. Can't stand that fat shithead.

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[–] forklifts5x5 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

It's face is so moon-like.

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[–] Convair990 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Craters and all

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[–] Convair990 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Well look at all the shows where the fatty gets like this 8-10 hottie. I know tv shows and most movies are supposed to be fantasy, but they can at least keep it semi realistic in THAT aspect. Only in a fatty's wet dream can they get something other than a gross fatty or some mentally deranged pork pounder.

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[–] WhiskeyAlpha 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

In King of queens his wife was smoking hot. But she's not aged at all well and is starting to chub up.

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[–] Convair990 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Sadly a lot of celebs i knew as a kid have fattened up :(

19
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[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Isn't it called the Adam Sandler effect? Like title character is some homely as fuck loser but has some kind of redeeming qualities so to eventually win the incredibly attractive, sweet, caring, intelligent, perfect female lead?

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[–] ShitArchon 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

And it falls flat because they don't have any "redeeming" qualities that the neckbeards who get no pussy IRL don't have. Contrast that with Han Solo, for an example of a male character with actual non-visual qualities.

Elliott Roger had better qualities. Being supplicating isn't attractive to women.

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I know a real-life condition where a fatty has a hottie. But I'm pretty sure she'll leave him once she figures out that she has other options.

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[–] LCplShitlord 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Wasn't planning on it, I hate his mustached face almost as much as his fat ass body.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

22!? That's scary.

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[–] WhiskeyAlpha 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

For some reason I wanted Kevin James to have some redeeming qualities. Maybe it's a longing to like him like I did back when I was a bit younger and he was doing King Of Queens and I saw him as a jolly fool. Not a blob of adipose and idleness. The best I could find was from Here Comes The Boom where his arms and maybe legs looked kinda human. Still a chubby faced cunt though.

McDicks has ruined an entire era of harmless sitcoms for me.

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[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My fiance tried to put it on the other night but I told him not to because it looks shit. Thanks for confirming!

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[–] Duckie7 [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Thats so funny - my guy was the one that talked me into watching it. We were sorely disappointed.

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[–] Thin_White_Duke 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She looks like the blob that killed Selena.

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