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[–] FatIsUgly 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
My memory is hazy, is that the one about big dicks and rivers of semen? That one's somewhere in Ezekiel iirc.
[–] Skinny_McJiggles 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And I though it was going to be about some passage Samuel L. Jackson said in Pulp Fiction. Pfffft.
[–] FatIsUgly ago
I wasn't even kidding, look it up. It says the women wanted to go back to Egypt because their genitals were like that of horses and their emissions were like the river Nile.
[–] AOU ago
Exactly.