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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Props.

Question - how do people just spit out scriptures like that?

Is there like a search engine or something? scripture hashtags...? Surely you can't memorize a book that large.

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[–] AOU 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Yes.

  • biblehub.com

It's full of stuff never told in churches, such as Ezekiel 23:20.

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[–] FatIsUgly 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

My memory is hazy, is that the one about big dicks and rivers of semen? That one's somewhere in Ezekiel iirc.

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[–] beetusgeuse 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Deuteronomy is full of great stuff as well. Like "No one who has been emasculated by crushing or cutting may enter the assembly of the Lord" (Deut. 23)

Or:

"If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity."

Deut. 25:12

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[–] Goat-fister ago 

Also, skepic's annotated bible.