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[–] AOU 0 points 33 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago
[–] EatingSteak 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Boy did I pick the wrong username for this thread
[–] AichSmize 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
GLUTTONOUS eaters of meat. If you're not a glutton you are off the hook.
[–] dildonkers 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Heathen!
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Props.
Question - how do people just spit out scriptures like that?
Is there like a search engine or something? scripture hashtags...? Surely you can't memorize a book that large.
[–] AOU 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Yes.
It's full of stuff never told in churches, such as Ezekiel 23:20.
[–] Goat-fister ago
Also, skepic's annotated bible.
[–] Pinkmushroomlover 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Is it wrong that I was expecting a woman spouting that nonsense?
[–] fupatronic 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I was too. Always bizarre when "men" are the busybody homophobes.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Well, fatty, here's the news for you: your god is called The Beetus, and He's coming in hot for you.
[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Ah, such hypocrisy. Typical hams. I do love when people come back at them on the same platform and they can't defend (see AOU's comment)
[–] ikransfly 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Alrighty.
That last one is a personal favorite of mine.
[–] KikiCat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That little piggy icon is too cute for use on a ugly butter huffer.
[–] honormyslowdeath 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm a stone-cold fucking atheist but was raised in the church and know so many Bible versus to put pious Christians who condemn with their mouths while clutching sin in both fists. It warms my godless heart to see this man-pig put in his place.
[–] Octuple-stuffed ago
This was my problem with religion as a kid. I'd be at church listening to them preach from the bible and then I'd squint and wonder why my youth pastor was fat when gluttony is a sin. Or why he said "my neighbor is going to hell for being a Catholic" when we were told to show people the "light" and love thy neighbor... good ol Southern Baptism. You ain't right unless you're our sorta right.