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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
That's some good shitlording right there. Why is BIL fucking with a ham anyway? And it's your house, so kindly tell them to fuck off, you'll do as you please. How fucking entitled can people get?
I need more stories now. This ham sounds like a loud, needy, attention whoring fatass. Those are the best to shitlord.
[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Contrary. She's loud the way someone on the internet "will totally throw down, brah." Mostly she complains to BIL and he asks us to make bs accommodations. She had a panic attack when she used the last of the ranch and realized there wasn't a back up bottle. That's not a joke, full on hyperventilation, flushing and nausea.
I got stories. I've been encouraging my wife to use my voat acct to vent. She has to deal with them the most while I travel.
I can't normally pull the head of household card. He's my bro and gotta keep the wife happy. But there's been a couple of time he caught me irritated and a little drunk when he wants to ask for another accommodation.
"You just remember who's fucking house this is."
It's worse than having a teenager.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Throw out her ranch. Say you saw some mold.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Uhm, what? Good bless you, you're a better person than I am. I would've laughed (and kicked) that fat bitch out of my house after that, brother in law be damned. Please tell me she atleast buys her own food and contributes to the household financially.
I don't understand why your BIL would put up with that, she sounds like a whole different level of crazy stupid hambeast. Why would he want to tie himself down to that anchor for the rest of his life? Christ, she's already a fat admitting twat and they haven't even gotten married yet. Have they been staying there long? I hope not much longer for your sake...
ETA: Your wife must be a saint.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wait, what. Panic attack over... ranch? Not like, it got triggered by fireworks because of being in combat or being robbed or something horrible, but fucking ranch dressing?
Are you shitting me?
Look, man, if you want to take a hit out on this thing, you just send me a PM. I can travel.