Posted by: AnoInc
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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 29 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago (edited ago)
Trust me. This is how my mind works.
"Don't exercise while Ham is around." I took that to mean kick her out of the living room when I want to exercise and let her know, "either go to your room, the kitchen, or outside. It's time for my workout.
Cats getting fat? "Someone's been giving you people food. You know you're only allowed chicken liver and kibble. No more meat until you lose that pudge.
Edit: oh, and my wife has forbidden me from actively sabataging their relationship. Real shame to, but adults are entitled to thier own decisions. And I'll be there with a nice friendly "told ya so."
I also reminded them that "couples who quit smoking together have a higher success rate than when a person goes solo. You know, like losing weight or any other self-improvement goal.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
That's some good shitlording right there. Why is BIL fucking with a ham anyway? And it's your house, so kindly tell them to fuck off, you'll do as you please. How fucking entitled can people get?
I need more stories now. This ham sounds like a loud, needy, attention whoring fatass. Those are the best to shitlord.
[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Contrary. She's loud the way someone on the internet "will totally throw down, brah." Mostly she complains to BIL and he asks us to make bs accommodations. She had a panic attack when she used the last of the ranch and realized there wasn't a back up bottle. That's not a joke, full on hyperventilation, flushing and nausea.
I got stories. I've been encouraging my wife to use my voat acct to vent. She has to deal with them the most while I travel.
I can't normally pull the head of household card. He's my bro and gotta keep the wife happy. But there's been a couple of time he caught me irritated and a little drunk when he wants to ask for another accommodation.
"You just remember who's fucking house this is."
It's worse than having a teenager.
[–] BlackBetty ago
You're a beautiful man.
[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Starting to show my age. Still concider myself a solid 6.9, however. Thank you.