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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
And the results are visible.
[–] GandolfHitler 3 points 15 points 18 points (+18|-3) ago
Shitlord Limerick:
Chris Christie wheezed like an asthmatic
As he declared all graft, Democratic
But his own sick corruption
Caused his porcine eruption
He left office a shamed gravy addict
[–] bear88 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
well done, sir! I like the double entendre with gravy. I see what you did there.....
[–] GandolfHitler ago
It's fun when the rankly unsubtle is also subtle :P
[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
$300k? What the fuck was he eating? Gold-plated cupcakes?
[–] mmmmdonuts 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago (edited ago)
Holy fuck. I spend maybe $100 a month on food... that's $1,200 a year... I try not to eat out a lot but I still do, so maybe add an extra $400? to that a year and I still come no where close to that amount. And I rarely drink booze. And fat people always ask me how I can afford my awesome clothes, accessories and makeup collection. Priorities. I'd rather have nice shoes (and a nice body) than goddamn takeout and snacks every night.
[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was considering getting take out tonight, but couldn't find any reasonably healthy options and I didn't want to get pizza or anything like that.
I'm going to take your comment as a sign that I need to walk over to the grocery store and buy something healthy to eat.
[–] BeatusBurger ago (edited ago)
Wait. 100 bucks a month on food? That's insanely frugal and highly dependent on region. Are you not including alcohol? I expense 100 a week quite frequently on company dime
[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Partying with lobbyist and staffers.
[–] convenientreplacemen 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I assume some of it was spend on hosting parties for a lot of people but still, that's 60k a year for food (and booze to be fair). Which is 6 times what I make in a year.
[–] Abdominal_Snowman 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago
You make 10k a year? Where do you live? Bangladesh?
[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
a lot of people in the US make that little and barely scrap by. I'm one of them.
[–] hypercat 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
National minimum wage is $7.24 working 40 hours a week for 52 weeks a year gets you around $14,500 BEFORE taxes which is about 15%. So if you work part time (like 32 hours a week so your employer doesn't have to pay your health care) you pull in just over 11k before taxes.
So you live in a trailer park and eat off food stamps.
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[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's like $1800 a trip. He must be buying some expensive alcohol, meats and cheeses. 1 lb of lobster can be up to $25. Same with some fishes and stuff like filet mignon cuts. My favorite cheese is like $30 a lb.
[–] ikransfly ago
Probably. He is fat as fuck, maybe ten to fifteen away from deathfat level.
[–] fat_handle 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The people should ask his fatness to pay it back, but he'd probably just laugh at them.
[–] Lilina 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
What a surprise, a butter elemental spends 80% of funds on food.
[–] Abdominal_Snowman 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Dropping over a grand everytime he steps into a grocery store? God, how can u even carry that much shit back with you
[–] bear88 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
deliveries = the fatty way
[–] fattiesgonnaeat ago
the fatty RICH way. Those people probably don't have to step foot into the grocery store or anywhere they don't want to, they have assistants do it for them.
[–] ikransfly 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm sure he practically closes down the stores when he and his team go to them. Does he even go? Regardless, I'm sure it's a goddamned event every time anyone goes to get him groceries. What a selfish fatfuck
[–] 4096284? ago
He doesn't. He eats it on site.