Archived 10 Styles That Make Women Look Fat! err, number five is not styled to look fat. It is fat. (archive.is)
submitted ago by journalistsarelazy
Posted by: journalistsarelazy
Posting time: 4.9 years ago on
Last edit time: never edited.
Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
Views: 551
SCP: 21
21 upvotes, 0 downvotes (100% upvoted it)
~31 user(s) here now
NSFW: No
Authorized: No
Anon: No
Private: No
Type: Default
Archived 10 Styles That Make Women Look Fat! err, number five is not styled to look fat. It is fat. (archive.is)
submitted ago by journalistsarelazy
Sort: Top
[–] YoungerX 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Should be titled "10 Styles That Make Fat Women Look Fatter!"
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
52 seconds. Beat me by 52 fucking second.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Agreed. I have most items here, and they look good on me.
[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Did #2 just try to say Helen Mirren looks fat? Are you fucking kidding me?
[–] ilieksnow ago
I came here to be outraged at this.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
[–] Alpha_Machine 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
A lot of the styles are recommended for women of certain body shapes (legit ones; fat ruins all). Belts at the waist are good to enhance the waist of hourglass women.
[–] shannibearstar ago
Exactly. I may be short but my measurements definitely give me that hourglass shape.
[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Please repost to Tubblr x 1000
[–] sonic_sabbath 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It should be law that anything skin-tight should be only allowed to be worn by humans.
Fats should only be allowed to wear burqas or tents. We do not want to see you, or your fat. Go and die.
[–] BlackBetty 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
OMG. Finally. Someone is publishing the practical fashion no-no's that my grandmother taught me. "Honey you're too short to wear horizontal stripes. In fact, you shouldn't wear stripes at all with your bust. Stick to solid clothing (wink, wink)."
Why the hell isn't anyone teaching this shit to women anymore? Actually, why the hell aren't parents teaching basic hygiene to their children anymore?
[–] Lilina ago (edited ago)
Because butter elementals are the only ones breeding these days or so it seems.
[–] Lilina 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If they were bad when lean shitladies wear them, just imagine how hideous the things look on fat butter golems.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] CommanderPao 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well for the woman in the full skirt, its more the loose blouse combod with the skirt making her look too puffy.
[–] tipsyoctopus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Full skirts can make even the thinnest woman look big if not paired well. (Well, unless said woman has narrow hips, maybe.)