Here's my wicked good business plan.
Step one: set up online store with no personal contact info, only a generic email. Make the return/refund policy super sketchy so you can't be on the hook.
Step two: make massive shirts, like HUGE ass shirts. Cheap material. Sell them on this store as XXXXXL fit's too big teehee plus size for "curvy" girls. Market the fuck out of them on social media and tumblr.
The shirt in question: In big, bold, black letters, the first line is FAT then underneath, in some gorgeous sparkly fancy letters the second line says is beautiful or is perfection or is proud or whatever bullshit the hammies will eat up. The second line will be customizable in colour, pattern, font, and message.
The customizability will account for 1) the OUTRAGEOUS pricing so we break even and make money and 2) and excuse for why it takes so mysteriously long for people to receive their shirts.
Start saving up orders. Save up to a few hundred orders. Send "progress reports" to buyer's emails "Your shirt has been printed! We will be adding your personalized flair shortly!" to appease the herd and keep it quiet while they wait.
Then send out the shirts in a mass delivery, like a shirt bomb on the fatty world.
Here's where it gets shitlordy: the FAT line is your regular silkscreen print. Black, durable paint.
The customized second line washes out completely.
Just imagine hundreds of fats, excited about curve worshipping shirts, ready to show the world how perfect and bold they are... Only to have their shirt simply call them "Fat." All the pretty flair gone, the beautiful message gone. Just fat. Nothing more.
Because that is what hams are. Fat, and nothing more.
Delete online store email, put notice on online store that everything is backordered and they're unable to contact people right now. Ghost the website.
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Profit.
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[–] VegetarianZombie1 ago
Then just say you can send them an iron on template so they can fix it themselves?
You'll need to have pretty good customer service at first, so they'll tell their friends and/or buy more. So maybe have the ink disappear/start falling apart after a few washes. Then offer refunds, which are always on back order.
[–] FatShamingShitLady [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Nah thats why you save up orders for a month after drumming up excitement. that way they all want to buy it right away and it goes off like a shirt bomb