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[–] FatShamingShitLady [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Print on a tiny tag buried between other tags "dry clean only" so when they fuck up by putting it in the washer we can say it is user error and they did not follow directions. User error = non-refundable/non-exchangeable

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[–] Elcycs 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Make it a feature. Call them 'customizable' and then mention in the small print that the custom message will wash out easily so you can update it at home with a new one. Now it works as promised!

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[–] FatShamingShitLady [S] ago  (edited ago)

Nah, that takes out the shock. The shock is what would make it an effective shitlording tactic. It is the expectation of something awesome turning out to being a letdown of the reality.