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[–] Corruption22 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Is Barbie's new career claiming benefits, watching TV all day long and getting knocked up with a giant side of Tumblr?

If they want to inspire children Barbie should be in gym wear, eating salads, reading classic literature, training to be an astronaut or something! Kids don't give a flying fuck anyway, only the ham moms care.

"I don't want -WHEEZE- my child to grow -GRUNT- up with an eating disorder! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM"

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

training to be an astronaut or something!

Barbie was an astronaut. Barbie has literally been everything, and she's not empowering enough.