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[–] scootycreampuff 1 point 25 points (+26|-1) ago 

OF FUCKING COURSE they give it blue tumblerina hair. Fuck me.

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[–] Achtung_Shitlord 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Just wait, it will come with septum and face piercings. Then it will have some polygender, gnderflux fat thingy wearing ill-fitting men's clothes calling itself the "boyfriend", they/them pronouns, please.

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[–] Sops 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They could even sell kits to add tattoos of pizza and ice cream.