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[–] penisse 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
1) Waitaminute TehrealMrsKellory showers before going to bed? I don't want to be anywhere near her in the Sub during the morning commute, then.
2) BTW, what do Kelly Clarkson mean with "making friends"? Does she imply that everyone she meets will be willing to send a week camping in the mountains with her? Because that's what friendship is about: a joint endeavor aimed at sharing the pain to profit together from the good thing and I guess she's just a whiner.
3) is mamasarbear photoshopped? she also wish she were.
[–] tardersauced 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I don't think you need to be worried about wonky eye on the morning commute, no way she has a real job.
[–] penisse 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
do you mean Ikea use machines to crash test their seats? they'd have moar fun catapulting fatties like her!