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[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 62 points (+62|-0) ago 

My boyfriend said he'd dump me if I ever got fat. He's so great :)

He actually mentioned being on fatpeoplehate on our first date, it was impressive.

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[–] Zednix 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Going for broke on the first date, thats ballsy.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

From a 30 year old divorcee, you gotta be ballsy. Don't waste your time or theirs.

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[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Right? It was wild. He was mostly a lurker, I told him later I was verified and very active :p (this was before The Fattening)

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[–] Miss32E 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

awww, I love shitromances

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[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

He actually asked me to be his shitlady after we talked about fph. It was pretty cute and really funny haha

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

Getting fat in a relationship means that you have, for all intents and purposes, checked out of it. It's a blatant insult to your partner and demonstrates a total disregard of their desires and needs.

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[–] HorseIsDead [S] 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

I don't understand people that stay with their wives/husbands after they get fat immediately after marriage. It's a clear sign that they were being someone who they weren't to get attention/love/money/whatever. I bet if you looked at divorce rates of couples where one gets fat within 5 years after marriage, it'd be significantly higher than people who were never fat.

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[–] lefthandpath 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

I've never heard a man complain that his wife got "too attractive".

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[–] fryabeetus 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Holy shit I just realized obesity is to blame for the 50 percent divorce rate.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There's a great shitlord study in that theory.

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[–] DurexNChill 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My ex did that, I was her first boyfriend and we were at University, she was a bit of a loser in highschool and while she was normal sized she didn't care at all about her appearance, but she started making an effort when she started Uni and I noticed her shortly after in a Database design class, she wasn't amazing looking probably a 6-7/10 when she tried to be, but she was smart and into metal, weed and computers so we hit it off, but like within a couple of weeks of seeing each other she slowly stopped giving a shit - she put on a fair bit of weight and stopped doing her hair or wearing nice clothes as if she'd 'won' and now she could just give up.

By the time I finally broke it off with her like 6 months later she had gained a lot of weight, it was gross, that was the first time I realised I really find fat people disgusting. Haven't seen her in person for years, but in her facebook pictures she's still kind of chubby, but not as fat as she was.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'll drink to that.

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[–] Y2KWasAnInsideJob 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

How could you love someone who has no respect for themselves?

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[–] HorseIsDead [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

The fucking smell alone. If nothing else. The fucking smell of a fatass... my god.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My heart sings every time I eat at the sushi bar. Some really fine, pristine, beautifully prepared sushi. It is Formula 1 level nightmare fuel when I think of how that slop hole must taste and smell on a fat bitch.

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[–] FatShamingShitLady 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

If I asked my SO that and they said "yes" I'd have to dump them on principle.

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[–] Ham_Challenger 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Savage.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I saw the title and actually was hoping OP went this direction lol

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Here's the thing that pisses me off about "loving someone even if they're fat". Sure, you might really, truly love that fatty who used to be human. I guess it's possible, though I don't know how. But that fatty doesn't love you. Or at least it loves you less than it loves doughnuts.

When you really love someone you want the best for them, often at your own expense. History is full of stories of people laying down their lives for their loved ones without a second thought. Fatties won't even lay down the hot pockets.

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[–] ThinBlondeBeast 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nothing is more sad than when someone falls in love with a normal person, just to have them get fat. They continue to love the shell of the old person, and do everything they can to try to help them back, usually without insulting them. It rarely happens that they succeed, they usually end up split up or the fat gets fatter and the victim continues to suffer indefinitely.

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[–] BeetusCrisco 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Also, loving someone does not equal feeling sexual attraction to them, or feeling like being with them.

It becomes the kind of love you feel for a sick animal.

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Would you still love me if I got fat?"

"If you quit caring about yourself, why should you expect it from others?"

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[–] briibeezieee 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I told my boyfriend he would have to start going to the gym and make immediate changes. Then it's all over.

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[–] tucket1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My girlfriend said she'd knife me to death in my sleep if I ever got fat, because it would be better for me to die than to live and be fat. Now I never skip workouts.

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[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Tell her to smother fat-you to death in bed, it'll look more like suffocating from being fat than murder (even if it was a mercy killing)

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