Archived So turns out my great grandfather is a mega shitlord (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived So turns out my great grandfather is a mega shitlord (fatpeoplehate)
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[–] celticlass25 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This was really creative also. A verified shitlord wrote it.
It was a bright, sunny day for the happy young Whos, When who should show up but the Waddly Boos! The Waddly Boos lived in the neighboring city, And as the Whos knew, their sight was not pretty. Their bellies hung over their knobbly knees, Their chins - all 9 of them - were covered in grease, Their mouths were agape with a mild distaste, Their bodies were jiggling from the head to the waist, Their skin was a sickening yellow-green tone, And as they wobbled closer they started to groan, "You tiny Whos need to go back where you came! Your running and playing makes us feel such shame! We know we are big, but it's how we were born!" They said while chomping their candy cane corn.
By: AlexanderGunther.