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[–] GandolfHitler 0 points 187 points (+187|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Shitlord Limerick:

There once was a farmer named Paddy

Who outlived many a fatty

He's truly a hater

Of the human potater

Damn, old great grampa's a baddy!

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[–] RapidLynx 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

I'll be damned if FPH isn't one of the most creative communities out there when it comes to awesome insults. Comments like these are what keep me always coming back for more (like a hammy at a buffet... teehee).

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[–] shdwghst457 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There's an entire thread of this somewhere on here

edit: Here it is https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/comments/638459

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[–] celticlass25 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This was really creative also. A verified shitlord wrote it.

It was a bright, sunny day for the happy young Whos, When who should show up but the Waddly Boos! The Waddly Boos lived in the neighboring city, And as the Whos knew, their sight was not pretty. Their bellies hung over their knobbly knees, Their chins - all 9 of them - were covered in grease, Their mouths were agape with a mild distaste, Their bodies were jiggling from the head to the waist, Their skin was a sickening yellow-green tone, And as they wobbled closer they started to groan, "You tiny Whos need to go back where you came! Your running and playing makes us feel such shame! We know we are big, but it's how we were born!" They said while chomping their candy cane corn.

By: AlexanderGunther.

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[–] chryseos-geckota 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I hope Sniktun2 reads that to ol Paddy and gets back to us with Paddy's reaction.

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[–] AichSmize 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Holy fuck, you win.

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[–] WeedLord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Are you like a full time commenter?! Or do you only talk in poems in real life?! Very creative!

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[–] GandolfHitler 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dunno about full time, but when work is slow I post a bunch. And no, I don't poetize at all in real life. But back in my drug dealer days I did claim to be a poet sometimes when I had to pretend to have a profession.