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[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 0 points 243 points (+243|-0) ago 

The only court she's going to is the food court down at the mall.

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[–] BeetusCrisco 0 points 79 points (+79|-0) ago 

If she goes to the court for real she'll ask for pizza when the judge says "ORDER!!"

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[–] speshul_snowflake 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

Boom! <mic drop>

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[–] Swoledamort 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

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[–] mig2k 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The law offices of Haagen and Dazs.

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[–] Reps4Jesus 1 points 49 points (+50|-1) ago 

The truth is she can't do shit. You are protected by the 1st admendment and her sending a "Cease and Disist" letter has no legal standing in court and is nothing but a waste of time and easy money for an attorney. I know a guy who gets them sometimes from some of the financial fraud we uncover and he laughs and throws them in the trash. Has yet to be actually sued because it would be frivolous and attorneys know this.

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[–] WaitingForHitler 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You dun goof'd!

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[–] FatShamingShitLady 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

make a post!

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[–] moonglum 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I love the "Bonnie has diabeetus" one, that one is gold!

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[–] Unsung_Heroes 0 points 62 points (+62|-0) ago 

She's so fucking stupid her name was found in no time, she has her Facebook and shit linked to her twitter feed, I don't even use social media and could still easily google search the entirety of her blogs and shit.

Especially liked how her LinkedIn profile stopped showing employment in 2014.

I think you should talk to her and be caring, explain you didn't realize she was so sensitive about her lack of discipline or motivation, and you weren't aware that she was ashamed of her looks since she was taking profile shots of herself and putting them up for the world to see...

Then ask if any of that sounds like logical behavior :)

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[–] Achtung_Shitlord 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Same here. I have zero social media accounts, just an anonymous tumblr, which is connected to an unused email account.

I could find her name where she worked, etc, in less than a minute. (This is also a reason I have no social media profiles.)

If you add extra photos publicly on the internet where you have identified yourself, you're just stupid to complain about it.

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[–] Skinny_McJiggles 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Fat takes the place of brain cells.

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

You. I like you.

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[–] pwn 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I agree. We should all just be naked together. Outside, perhaps.

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[–] the_winter_storm 1 points 28 points (+29|-1) ago 

So yeah....she really can't do shit to a minor, regardless of what she might say. Anyways, if she doesn't want her pictures shared, she should never have posted them in the first place. Fuck that bitch.

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[–] FattyHater 1 points 25 points (+26|-1) ago 

people always make posts with titles like "to all you lurking hams out there" but I didn't think there actually were any fat people browsing this site until now.

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[–] SimonJ57 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fat-Fan and Slobbin'. And when they call each other, it's not a bat-logo shone into the sky,
It's a HD picture of a greasy burger in colour, funded by CONDISHUNS bux.

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[–] Xystus 1 points 22 points (+23|-1) ago 

You're alright. The Streisand Effect has your back.

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[–] ModerateBacon 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

By "legal friends" I doubt she means actual practicing lawyers.

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[–] BigBadWolf 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

I agree. And even if she does mean actual practicing lawyers I'm sure they would be childrens court/indigent criminal defence/housing lawyers.

I'm a civil and commercial litigator. I can tell you now that if my best friend in the whole entire world came to me and wanted to sue someone for posting his photo on the internet I would tell him not to bother. If he insisted, I'd send him to another lawyer. If I did act, I'd be asking for $15k up front.

Any lawyer who has the time to do that kind of shit for friends as a favor is not a lawyer you need to fear.

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[–] moldyberry 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I was thinking exactly this. I do patent law and not even the biggest ambulance chaser would take this retarded case.

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[–] newguynewguynewguy 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

She means the naughty policeman stripper she mauls on ladies night at the peeler bar.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

That poor stripper...

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[–] TRlGGERED 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah, I mean how well-connected can some unemployed fatass possibly be?

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[–] Unsung_Heroes 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

One of us! Gotta protect our own. Sorry for whatever minute amount of stress that thing caused you... you'll get the last laugh when they take its feet.

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