Giveaway for the Shitlords and Shitladies of /v/fatpeoplehate
Hello Shitlords and Shitladies. About two weeks ago I held a giveaway from keys a shitlady donated to me to give to you guys. Well. Today I will do the same.
IRC Channel
Join our IRC to learn about posts like these first and chat with shitlords and shitladies from around the world in a live chat. You can join here or here or if you have an IRC client join the Rizon network and join #fatpeoplehate.
Sister Subverses
/v/fphdiscussion - The place for discussions that don't directly relate to fat hate, meta posts, or other various posts that are against the rules of FatPeopleHate.
/v/askfph - FPH Combined with AskVoat
/v/fatpeoplestories - A spiritual predecessor from the FPS tales of many sites before.
/v/fitvsfatshion - Posts about thin people looking better than fat people.
/v/fatlogic - lighter version of FPH
/v/fatpeoplegifs - Hold My Fries
/v/tpwisafuckingbitch - To bitch about that fucking bitch TPW
Fun Subverse's you may all enjoy
/v/protectvoat - Sub dedicated to calling out mod censorship and other problems that can destroy Voat
/v/soapdoxbanhammer - Just shitpost
/v/tpwisafuckingbitch - To bitch about that fucking bitch TPW
/v/introductions - New people joining Voat.
Prizes
Games I will be giving away are as follows:
- Just Cause 3
- World of Warships Premium Account
- Counterstrike: Global offensive
- Dynamite Jack, Beat Hazard Ultra, Nightsky, Solar 2, Super Hexagon, Dungeon Defenders + All DLC, Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP, Splice, Crayon Physics Deluxe
Instructions
The way this works is you comment in this thread I will then use a randomizer to determine the who gets first and second prize and in your comment you should include the text "FPH is Amazing" to prove you read the instructions. This contest is only open to Verified users.
Credits
Thank you @laurenrawrface for the bundle(prize 4) and @skruff for the prizes 1-3.
Closure
I want to do a giveaway as frequently as I can. I should be doing another one in a few weeks since I have already been given another batch of games from another shitlord/shitlady(which I appreciate.) Thank you all who enter. Thank you all who give me the keys to do these things for the community. It is an amazing thing we can do to each other to help drive the fats away.
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[–] BoracicBaronetYr 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I too get incoherently fucked up and browse internet forums. I'm a lazy man who values his Netflix time very much, and not willing to waste calories on alcohol, but the quest to get blitzed beyond the conscious capacity of the average human and throw our opinions out wildly across the world under pseudonyms... that makes us kindred spirits, that makes us patriots, that makes us God damn heroes. Were it not for our need to handicap our mental faculties to oblivion and then spout opinions at polarized or homogeneous groups who have no intention of reading them... well, I don't want to think about the kind of place the internet would be. There are people everywhere who need to be told that we're all ridiculous animals and they in particular are dragging down the human gene pool, not to mention the many great ideas that are spawned from reduced impulse control and anterograde amnesia.
So, I salute you: fellow substance abuser, forum regular and shitlord. We may care about our lives, bodies and appearance but God damned if that stops us from having a self-destructive streak. The internet is safe another day from becoming a barren wasteland of useful information exchange, whale songs and porn/pirated media. Semi-coherent intellectual discourse will live as long as there are those out there who get really fucked up and decide to open their laptops.
So pop open a cold one for me, and open another tab on your browser; you're getting some great ideas and people should know.
Edit:I'm on vacation and very fucked up, feel free to judge me.
[–] FreedomToast 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's funny, a lot of things I've written for FPH have been "under the influence". I've found alcohol and writing mesh quite well together, but only in a certain state.
In truth I am the most extensive drug user I know by a mile, but I also systematically manage the process. Experiencing reality from a temporary shifted perspective and cognitive processes is an opportunity to learn a great deal about yourself and your environment.
[–] BoracicBaronetYr ago
Cheers brother, keep on keeping on, however you do.