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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Make a new account?

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[–] wmeth [S] 0 points 60 points (+60|-0) ago 

Well obviously ;) i was just being dramatic, silly!

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[–] Raylan 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

You're jealous of those sassy, hot babes getting all the attention, obviously!

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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Shit. You scared me. I was about to hand you the keys to my account. It's never been used.

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[–] skittlesforhair 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Mine got deleted for the same reason. So I made a new one. Now it's my goal for it to get deleted. I'll just keep going and going and going...

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[–] ThisIsntMe123 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

a?

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[–] Yogus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Shit...you guys thought of everything.

shudders

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[–] AOU 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

I fucking love your writing style.

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[–] pray_the_gay_away 1 point 22 points (+23|-1) ago 

You had a good run.

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

Something a fatty could never say.

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[–] GandolfHitler 1 point 22 points (+23|-1) ago 

Shitlord Haiku:

Glorious shitlord

Burned through bacon, bright and hot

Went out with a bang

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[–] wmeth [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

This is funny because I had some bacon with my egg and veggie omlet this morning. I eat hams for breakfast! ARRGH! Ok, I'll stop.

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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago  (edited ago)

@HamthaMcBeetusButt

whatcha got?

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[–] cynoclast 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

'suckstart a shotgun'

Nice.

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[–] DeepFriedPickles 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

hottest 1 ever

Mmhmm, nothing gets the boys going like cellulite dimples with matching acne craters

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[–] fth8er 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

If I got a daughter like that I would turn invisible too.

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[–] Raxaephont 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I love that the ham sits there and keeps saying "I'm fuckin hot" then goes to " youre just mad that people of every size finally love themselves". Like god damn they are trying soooo hard to legitimize their narcissism.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Really. Who gives a flying fuck if a fat women loves herself? How do her feelings affect me in any way?

Proud to be fat at 22? I don't care.

Proud of your rolls and cellulite? I don't care.

Oh, dead at 23? Well, color me amused.

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