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[–] DeathBeforeFUPA 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I decree that by the power invested in me as the high leader of anti-fupa, that these shitlording doors be installed on all kitchens, restaurants and any establishment that serves any item that 'may' be considered food. That these doors shall be required on all bathrooms and that fatties be required to use the nearest cow pasture or current pair of "leg wear". Furthermore all drive-thru windows shall be permanently shuttered and any person of human size shall be sentenced to death for the crime of being a feeder of butter golems.