Archived Glorious shitlord door I got to photograph today. (imgur.com)
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Archived Glorious shitlord door I got to photograph today. (imgur.com)
submitted ago by TattooedWife
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[–] DeathBeforeFUPA 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I decree that by the power invested in me as the high leader of anti-fupa, that these shitlording doors be installed on all kitchens, restaurants and any establishment that serves any item that 'may' be considered food. That these doors shall be required on all bathrooms and that fatties be required to use the nearest cow pasture or current pair of "leg wear". Furthermore all drive-thru windows shall be permanently shuttered and any person of human size shall be sentenced to death for the crime of being a feeder of butter golems.
[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
One of the hallways in my house is 23" wide at its smallest. Theres a bathroom in that little hallway too and it's a tight fit for a human. No fat could get close to it.
[–] AnoInc 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
More subtle than, but just as effective as, "no fat chicks."
[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, but shitter-side land line.
[–] WeedLord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Looks like a normal door where I'm from
[–] vegetariancatlover 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's the cutest most "oppressuuuvvvvveeeeee" door I've ever seen.