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[–] ilieksnow [S] 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

I just love how she's all "nuh-huh I'm BEAUTIFUL" and just ignores the bit where the doctor was talking about her being unhealthy.

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[–] EatingSteak 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My favorite part is the author knowing you'll laugh when you see the tl;dr of the story, so they have to wait to introduce it, and start off with a tear-jerker story of social injustice.

THEN they tell you "somebody called me fat".

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[–] Mndless 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

TL;DR "Reee!" Gasp, pant, slurp, chomp. "REEE, Ree reeeeee, reeeee!"

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[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Note to self: check the comments first.

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[–] Donutday 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago 

"A low fever." (Also known as "not really a fever.")

Then it's a cold. Then it's the flu. Which one is it, fatass?

Oh wait, it's none of those. You took up a doctors valuable time with a low grade fever and cried when he treated your more obvious and pressing issue.

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 71 points (+71|-0) ago 

She has a full blown case of type 2 cryabetes.

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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I AM SO STEALING THAT

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[–] Convair990 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Damn thats good

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[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yup. If I ever went to my doctor bitching about a "low fever" he'd tell me to fuck right off.

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[–] mstumblrinafupa 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

I'm beautifully complex, like stardust.

Why do they always have to compare themselves to stars and cosmic shit? They only thing cosmic they compare to are planets ffs

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[–] Maya_Buttreeks 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Because much like the universe, they are constantly expanding.

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[–] interflop 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

They have no other redeeming qualities so they just want to make themselves seem interesting by being compared to actually interesting things. They're not complex, they're stupidly simple.

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[–] Convair990 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Only in mass, unlike these.... Things. Planets are beautiful, interesting and full of future use. Unlike butter huffers.

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[–] YoungerX 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

He caused so much more harm than almost anything else could do right now

Only the most self-absorbed delusional person ham could make this kind of a statement about a doctor expressing concern for their health.

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[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Right? The line that killed me was the one about it causing her mental health to 'relapse' or whatever. Pathetic lumps.

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I think a baseball bat to the head would cause more harm. Worth investigating. For science.

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

If you're honestly that god damn weak, just kill yourself and be done with it already.

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[–] Grenadus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Not fast enough!

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[–] FASH 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

visibly gay

I wonder what this actually means to be visibly gay. I can guess it involves dressing like a clown with all sorts of ridiculous tattoos, piercings, a stupid hair style, etc. I feel sorry for people who are legitimately gay that you have fat idiots like this making you look bad.

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[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Yup. This. I'm gay, outside of having a husband instead of a wife, I do regular people things. I own a regular house, regular car, and hold down an excellent career. Fat shits like this fuck it up for me so so bad.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Lies! You wear tight shorts and do the YMCA everywhere!

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[–] interflop 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This warms my heart.

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[–] Mndless 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And you probably also have the decency to, gasp, dress in regular, fashionable clothing. Not to mention, eat regular food, breathe regular air, drink regular water. Seriously, your sexual preferences do not so dramatic a visual change make as opposed to your gender identity and your clothing preferences.

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[–] 64bitfitdude ago 

Ugh I hate this kind of crap. Fatties always grasping at our homo issues to be the victum. The hoofer got caught up already and tried to back out when fronted.

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[–] Chodder 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Even after all that "fat-shaming" by a medical professional she still didn't get the message. They're so stupid.

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[–] mstumblrinafupa 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I'm sitting here the whole time she's going on about "apparently it's MY fault and it's all on me" like YES! Yes, that's exactly fucking it! She got the message, she just chose to ignore it.

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[–] PuddleGut 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Quotes: "If only you’d make an effort and stop eating” and “If only you weren’t so fuckng lazy and exercised"

Yes yes yes it gets it. Instead it chooses to continue to force enormous quantities of garbage down it's rotten cakehole and then blubber and blame everyone else when anyone points out its planetude

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[–] dainasaur 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This seems like a big pile of 'that happened'. It's on tumbr, with those tags, which means it was read by however many hambeasts out there track the fatphobia tags. In my opinion, it's too flowery to have been written with real hurt behind it. To me, it reads more like a writing assignment, or part of a novel. I think it is 100% a cry for attention. And here's why;

 

I'm a nurse, and I know with 100% accuracy that if a patient came into the hospital I work at, none of the nurses or doctors would say anything about someone's weight unless it directly affected the cause of their visit. Like, some of the more outspoken doctors might make a passing remark about how their immune system would be better if they got healthier overall, but mostly we want to get people in and out. Unless you're a GP with a private practice, and the only doctor you see. From how I read it, this seems to have been a walk-in clinic or something. And in places like that, much like an ER, doctors will address your problem best they can, and get you out so they can see the next patient. I have seen SO. MANY. FATTIES come into the ER with things like infections in their gums from shitty teeth caused by massive sugar consumption, or dislocated ankles from poor balance due to weight, or gal stones likely caused because they drank butter all their lives. And even in the case of the gal stones, the doctor would just mention having to go on a low fat diet to avoid future flare ups, shoot them full of Demerol, and mention to them surgery options so they can go right back to drinking butter. None of us want to deal with the potential ramifications of one of these obeasts getting their dander up and reporting us for mistreatment. Because trust me, that kind of shit happens more than you know.

Also, nobody goes to seek medical attention for a 'low grade fever'. Nobody. You take some Tylenol, drink water, and you go about your fucking day! So either this bitch is a hypochondriac who WANTED something to be wrong with her, or she's fucking lying.

If it IS true, then the fact that a doctor made her pull up her shirt to show her stomach (that's the part where I really went 'that didn't fucking happen', tbh. No doctor would do that unless they're a weight loss specialist.) and suggested she 'zip her mouth' and stop eating should have been a fucking WAKE UP CALL. But in the end, I think it's just a fatty crying injustice, because they need to blame SOMEONE for the misery that is their lives.

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[–] FASH 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yes it's very hard to believe a professional person would have the time or the inclination to say all that. They have many other patients to see. Fat people are delusional in many ways, including the belief that their tumblr postings are credible.

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