Archived Found on OkCupid... Also a representation of 90% of the people on it... (sli.mg)
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Archived Found on OkCupid... Also a representation of 90% of the people on it... (sli.mg)
submitted ago by Pulsar
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 42 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago
[–] Pulsar [S] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Idiot level: fatty
[–] [deleted] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
[–] inablackbox 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
This is stupid...if you're going to use a fake photo, at least make it an attractive human. It's like going to a bodybuilding website and using this as a profile pic.
[–] Pulsar [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
OMG how can you say you that's not fit! /s duh
That railing is doing quadruple duty. The engineer that designed it deserves a prize.
[–] tucket1 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Maybe the actual woman is thin and tries to catfish feeders, chubby chasers and other scum. They come to the meeting, expecting a hamplanet, but there's a fit woman. She tells them that's an old pic before she lost weight, they pretend to go to the bathroom and bolt.
[–] Banterbury 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maybe, but you'd think fat fetishists would know who Tess is, it's obviously a face they'd seen a few times if they jerk it to fat women. Its like that idiot in Canada who was trying to catfish people with pictures of Patrick Sharp, no shit most Canadian women will know what an attractive Canadian-born NHL player looks like.
[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
There must be rules against using somebody else's photo for your profile. I'd report this one.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
[–] Pulsar [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm hoping its a local shitlady... However I've been on the internet long enough to assume its a 400lb fedora wearing neckbeard who hasn't seen the light of day since the Bush administration.
[–] unclejimbo ago
I hope you mean troll in the literal sense of a dumb angry creature that lives under a bridge eating anything that comes by.
Because if so, then yes it is.
[–] Elcycs 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Dude, says you're a 63% match. 63% of her is more than enough to make a whole woman and she'd be perfect for you!
[–] Pulsar [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
63% of 600 is still deathfat. Try like 20%.
[–] Elcycs 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You could make three at 21% each. Of 600 that's 126. Sounds good to me.
[–] Red_August 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's just science at work: here the CIA is measuring the thirstiness of the beta male population in order to adjust the levels of oestrogen and progesterone in the water system.