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[–] Swoledamort 6 points 533 points (+539|-6) ago 

Petition to upvoat this post to the front page so Eric's GF can read all of this

Hello Eric's GF, Swoledamort Here. With any luck you've decided to continue looking through /v/fatpeoplehate to find a reason to reconcile your misplaced sympathy with fats (namely your slovenly parents) and confirm your bias against your BF, and will find this message. Are you partially retarded? Why would you go on Reddit, and of all places /r/relationships for advice? Do you not realize they're over run by fat, underachieving, lonely legbeards? Do you understand what Confirmation Bias is? You found something about him that makes you uncomfortable, say its not about you personally, THEN say your parents are fatties, but its totally not personal, and THEN go ahead into the Lion's Hippo's den of /r/relationships asking a bunch of obese, bitter, forever alones what they think about "Fat People Hate."

Eric, if you're reading this, your GF is retarded, and a fat sympathizer, which is the 1st prerequisite to ballooning up to fat status in the future. When she comes to confront you about your rational dislike of wasteful, entitled, voluntary darwin awards, I want you to ask yourself "What Would Swoledamort Do?" (WWSD) I'll tell you what. Id laugh it off, hit the gym and get a sweet gloryswole on, and then go find a prettier girl, a few years younger than your fat loving one, and wreck that pussy like Katrina did New Orleans. Good luck man, you're better than she is.

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 112 points (+112|-0) ago 

/r/relationships is the most toxic place to go for relationship advice.

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[–] In_Cog_Nito 0 points 115 points (+115|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Skinny girl wants to dump previously skinny but now fat boyfriend? All the support you need.

Skinny guy wants to dump previously skinny but now fat girlfriend? You are a piece of shit.

Skinny girl deceived by friend, set up on blind date with fatty, gets insulted, tosses insult in response, and then gets shit on by all fat friends? You are also a piece of shit.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 1 points 92 points (+93|-1) ago 

Beautifully put.

If she wants to defend people who self sabotage their bodies, especially when losing and maintaining weight is so easy, then dump her. She's obviously not worth your time, especially if she isn't smart enough to believe that it's all CICO and not black magic.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 95 points (+95|-0) ago 

There are 3 types of people: shitlords, fatties and enablers.

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[–] Brightness 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

This is why I love you swoledamort. My boyfriend rarely goes online, but I show him stuff from FPH all the time and he knows I'm a shitlady. Couples who shitlord together, stay together, and more importantly, stay hot together and trigger fatties with their existance. There are plenty of lovely shitladies out there Eric, this one is a pig in waiting.

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[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's nice to hear about another shitlording couple! I am the same as you, my guy has very basic computer skills and rarely goes online but he loves FPH content which I show him. I totally agree! Couples who shitlord together, stay together. We had a strange experience together seemingly being the only thin Brits in Amsterdam, every other Brit we seen was either overweight or extremely fat.

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[–] Jeim 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

An upvoat for you sir. Very well put. Dump this bitch first Eric. Classic enabler GF you've got.

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[–] Alpha_Machine 0 points 198 points (+198|-0) ago 

Looks like one of you shitlords is dodging an overemotional bullet.

what would happen if you developed a medical problem and as a result, gained 50 pounds.

Shoving pizzas down your throat is not a medical condition.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 70 points (+70|-0) ago 

overemotional bullet.

Totally read that as 'buffet'.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Well, that's pretty much every fat-riddled buffet out there, so yeah, close enough.

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[–] madam_psycho_sexy 0 points 58 points (+58|-0) ago 

Wanted to say exactly this. She is looking to pick a fight over some stupid shit, and it's not worth the effort. Eric, whoever you are, run away fast from this crazy chick...

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[–] Angxrs 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

If she will sympathise she may also become one of them. I agree, run Eric run!

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[–] wmeth 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Yeah, especially since she "claims" to not be fat at all. Therefore, she has no horse in this race. So she's trying to peck a fight over some shit that has absolutely nothing to do with her. PSYCHO is an understatement.

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[–] nobslob 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Shoving pizzas down your throat is not a medical condition.

I beg to differ! I was recently diagnozed with dominositis by my doctor/weed dealer.

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[–] ashion101 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'd love to know the name of this medical problem that could cause a weight gain of 50 pounds! It must be something really serious that needs to be dealt with asap!... oh wait, you mean if she suddenly develops gluttony and scarfs down the fattiest, sugar laden crap she can get her swelling paws on.

Sorry hon, gluttony isn't a medical condition.

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[–] unclejimbo 0 points 122 points (+122|-0) ago 

Thin privilege: If my gf doesn't like fph, I find one who does.

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[–] Demons 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago 

The interesting thing is that pretty much the majority of asians think the same way that FPH does, yet no one has a problem with making asian friends (especially expats). You think that cute japanese or korean boy/girl is nice to you in person, but deep down inside they think you are inferior if you are overweight/fat, and that you are absolutely disgusting if you are morbidly obese - but they won't tell it to your face, usually.

A lot of people are this way. These are the bases of stereotypes that we keep to ourselves.

If his GF doesn't like FPH and wants to turn it into an issue in their relationship, then the BF should jump ship. Sounds like she is the type of woman who wants that excuse available of getting fat after marriage/kids. Enablers can easily turn into the enabled. He should find a proper shitlady or at least a woman who can accept differences of opinion in a relationship.

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[–] mayhien 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

Asian here, specifically Vietnamese. Just wanted to point out some slight differences. Outer appearance is very important (almost prudish). Full sleeve tattooed? Rebel/punk. Shaggy long hair? Messy person. Fat? Lazy and gluttonous.

Asians and fph do share the same views but it's less jarring in Asia because the fatties know what they're doing is shameful. Fats don't fight back and say they're beautiful. Also in most of Asia the healthcare isn't shared. You're fat? Need life saving medical care? You're on your own you piece of shit.

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[–] hymen_smasher 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Disliking fat people is absolutely normal in any country outside the Anglosphere.

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[–] marquise 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I have maintained very few friendships with the more fobby expats because of their "nice" facades.

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[–] tardersauced [S] 1 points 105 points (+106|-1) ago 

I love that the top comment in that thread assumes he must be a self-hating racist. Clearly hating fat people=also racist.

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[–] imaterriblelurker 0 points 57 points (+57|-0) ago 

I dont get that either! FPH is clearly the best subverse and largest on voat. Also we, dont accept racists here.

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[–] Andar 1 points 80 points (+81|-1) ago 

I remember a comment a while ago that stated that fph is the most diverse, welcoming community.

White, black, Hispanic, muslim, gay, straight, bi trans, doesn't matter who you are. You're welcome here, just don't be fat

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Feddit's ploy to tarnish fph with the brush of racism by banning both at the same time.

"See? We got rid of those nasty racist, fat people haters."

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[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The least hateful sub i go to on voat.

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[–] KikiCat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

All races and nationalities and religions can set their differences aside and agree that fat is gross.

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[–] joeystals 2 points 17 points (+19|-2) ago 

They are trying to make us into a deviant class by conflating us with the racists, which makes fat acceptance a norm. Same way societies create a criminal class based on race or class conflated with social deviancy in order to justify exploiting them as non normative. Fatties getting foucauldian on us.

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[–] ConstipatedNinja 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It comes from the same people who believe that being fat isn't a choice. In their mind, it really does equate to racism.

Dumbass fat fucks.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

I mean, I'd probably break up with my boyfriend if his top visited site was "feedeesandfeeders.com" or something similar

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[–] Lilina 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I'd also break up with anyone who was into feederism.

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Now, quick, child, run! Run away, hide! In the woods, anywhere! Never come back! Now go! Go! Run! Run! Hide!

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[–] NotMrS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Now THAT'S a valid reason right there.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

I'm gonna have to disagree with you here: I'd break up with someone over a website. Just not FPH. I'd marry someone over FPH.

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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Will you marry me?

Wait, that's not how this works, right?

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[–] Demons 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Funny story, just a week or two ago, FPH helped a desi shitlady decide to tie the knot with her shitlord boyfriend of several years.

It was wonderful.

We did it FPH, we did it!

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[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Probably one of those folks who looks for problen when there is none

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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't disagree, but she didn't say she was considering breaking up with him

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[–] wmeth 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

SHe's not breaking up with him. But now she will hold it over him and he has to walk on eggshells for the rest of the relationship and do whatever it takes to prove that he is not someone who will emotionally abuse her... This is what girls do.

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[–] Bunraku 1 points 74 points (+75|-1) ago 

"It makes me uncomfortable that he thinks it's okay to spend his time online mocking others so badly."

If he's doing it badly, sure. But give it time and practice.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

(goes online to tell strangers about her BF's shitty behavior of going on line and talking to strangers about shitty behavior) Yeah, she's a ticking cuntbomb.

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[–] Rakosman 1 points 64 points (+65|-1) ago  (edited ago)

This is exactly why people need to start considering obesity as a true addiction. If you start looking at them like you do heroin addicts then you'll realize they aren't worth your feelings. They choose to engage in dangerous body-destroying activities and expect everyone else to pay for their medical care.

Eric, it sounds like you need to have a serious conversation with her instead of brushing off as some whimsical pass-time.

Eric's GF, should you happen to read,

My mom is condishunsfat and I obviously love her, but I despise and resent that she let herself become fat, that she will die early because of it, that her husband is a golem, and that my little brother will probably become a ham licker. I have to encourage her to eat better and exercise more and ask her about it every time I talk to her.

It's more about hating the epidemic of obesity in America that it is about hating individuals. Hating individuals come when they start spreading their bullshit propaganda and downright incorrect "facts" in attempts to justify their horrifying lifestyles. Obeastity really does effect everyone especially in regards to healthcare, given that it is directly linked to the top causes of death in the United States. The overweight rate in America is literally over two thirds, with half of that being people who are obese and that's not okay. And those fat people that have families end up abusing their children and creating life long habits of destructive hedonistic sloth in them. Everyone has friends or family that are fat, it's just statistics.

Generally the individual people that the hate is directed towards are the people who adamantly insist that it's their right to be fat, that it doesn't hurt anyone, that it's offensive if people don't find them attractive, that verbally attack people just for being thin, and that spread their disease to anyone they can. Those people are no different than drug lords, mobsters, dictators, and fascist rulers. They harm people directly (by parenting) and indirectly (by preaching and costing money) with their words and actions.

Spend some time here and you'll understand why this sub exists, and you'll become a fpher too

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[–] stoic_shitlord 1 points 49 points (+50|-1) ago 

"I'm not overweight at all, this isn't personal"

I do not believe...

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[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

I'd like to believe our shitlords wouldn't date a fatass. Let's trust in Eric's judgment, and help him move on from his loss.

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[–] unclejimbo 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's not even a loss really, just an opportunity.

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[–] GandolfHitler 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Something something river in Egypt.

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[–] DayShaun 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

What struck me is "it's not personal" and then she mentions her overweight parents..

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[–] wmeth 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's possible. She may have some lardwhale BFFs or family. Or maybe she's a serious SJW and always roots for her favorite team in the oppression olympics.

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