Archived [ALBUM] "Mannequin status but we're not for sale" (Includes Eyebleach) (sli.mg)
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Archived [ALBUM] "Mannequin status but we're not for sale" (Includes Eyebleach) (sli.mg)
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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
6" for a penis is not small. The average in the US is 5.1 inches. So 6" is actually above average. My SO is way above average at 8 inches, and we have problems having sex because he's just too big for me. So, bitch, the problem isn't your boyfriend's dick, it's your gigantic, disgusting, lard filled sack you call an ass (or gunt) in the way preventing him from penetrating you. Also probably his fupa.
Also, mfw the repair guy walks in when I'm googling average penis size by country.
[–] Gizmomax 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Some kindly soul should clue her in to the FUPA broomstick.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
No. We don't need more fats reproducing.
[–] Miss32E 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
No, it's totally obvious you just stole that 8-inch specimen from a cuuuurvy lady that would need it, why don't you switch out for the 320lbs boyfriend to keep things "fair"? I wonder if the 6 is after the fat is pushed back for measuring purposes and it's actually a lot smaller. My SO is almost a six and yet my cervix finds itself sympathising with you, ow.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's actually really a pain, haha. Like girth would be nice, which he has but not a ridiculous amount. It's just tiring to always have to do so much foreplay or else he'll always hit my cervix and then we have to take a break and start over or I'll get horrible cramps.
Like really, I did hit the jackpot, but it's a jackpot with strings attached.
[–] MahLardy ago
You know one of these fat people hoists they have at nursing homes and hospitals? Someone should have him splayed on the bed and her slowly hoisted up and down on whatever part of his penis is able to peek out beyond his FUPA in order to facilitate intercourse. #HAES