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[–] ChicagoSunroof 1 points 29 points (+30|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I get sick just imagining some good-looking spineless, shy, naive guy and this fat, fat whale.

Of course we're only hearing her side. He might not even know she thinks they're bf and gf!

I gave her a helpful reply with the username "BeingFatIsUnhealthy"

Update: my helpful comment about losing weight was deleted

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

You know if she admits she's actually overweight instead of trying to say "thick" or "curvy", she must be absolutely massive.

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Helpful Swinese-to-English quick translation:

"Curvy/Full-figured" = Overweight

"Overweight" =Obese or Morbidly Obese

"Fat" = I have my own gravitational field

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

My thoughts exactly. For an Obeast to say it's "overweight", it must have a minimum BMI of 50.

"I'm just a little chunky, teeeheee ."

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[–] dontdoxxmefaggots [S] 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Her side of the story still paints her as a fat cow that trapped a beta into a one-sided relationship, lol

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[–] Mr_Wolf 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

That or he's using her as a beard.

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[–] shotlird 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What does that mean?

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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I laughed, I cried. I nominated you for an Oscar.

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[–] grapefruitforever 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

She claims he's a chubby chaser, but $10 says he was watching chubby porn to try to associate her with sex, not because he actually likes it. Poor guy is a damn fool.

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[–] Sops 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Maybe he was just trying to figure out there logistics of how to make it work with a fatty. If you've read any honest accounts of fats having sex it is not an easy task.

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[–] 3934420 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Well, all you need is a broom stick. And a helpful mother in law.

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[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You read my mind and said it!

[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

[Deleted]

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[–] grapefruitforever 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hahaha! No but I wish!

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[–] CISConservativeScum 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

TRY LOSING SOME WEIGHT FATASS

tumblrluvr420blazeit keeping it real.

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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

and tried both gaining and losing weight to see if either change would spark more interest

My bullshit meter just blew a gasket.

One day she was just like "hey I'll lose some weight to see if that helps." A few months later, "ok guess it didn't work, back to being a fatass." <- things that didn't happen

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[–] sparklefuck 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

/thathappened indeed

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[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I logged in to upvote that, but it was already deleted.

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[–] icky_pants 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I just can't stop laughing at the comment. It's right in the middle of Dr. Philbilly type of advice and then you got this.

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[–] FatFuckery 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Damn, his comment got deleted too.

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[–] NoSympathy 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

I like how she says he has a self-esteem. NO HE DOESN'T. He wouldn't be with a fatty if he did.

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[–] dontdoxxmefaggots [S] 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

she's also "overweight, but well-proportioned"

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[–] GandolfHitler 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

That's kind of like "Intelligent, but struggles with math and reading."

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[–] NoSympathy 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

lol, of course. She "carries it well" too.

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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

What does that even mean?

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[–] dontdoxxmefaggots [S] 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

deadbedrooms is a goldmine of fatties lol

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[–] bieberhole_69 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Jesus Christ Reddit is awful with the advice they give

"my hot BF won't fuck me because I'm fat"

"You're both suffering from Chronic depression you should go see a therapist"

and this gem:

I'm sorry this is happening to you and know just how you feel. I see two possible causes for his lack of interest and functionality. One is that he is severely clinically depressed. The other is that during his last relationship when he wasn't allowed to have sex (or maybe even before), he became habituated to porn.

Yep. 2 possible causes. Only 2, because your weight has nothing to do with it and you're a beautiful mermaid...

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[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I have been on dead bedrooms a few times out of curiosity (I have read a few hundred posts) and you are so right, those are the two of the three go to answers, the other is to leave them.

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[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The guy cannot assiociate her with sex, thats why he is watching chubby porn, poor bugger is trying to force himself into being aroused by adipose. It is not working and that is why they are not having sex. It also sounds like she is crap in bed, I am not surprised, fat sex is fuck all compared to shitlord sex. Fat sex is nothing but shameful, comical and pathetic, they don't know what they are missing and so think that their 5 minutes of humping a roll is good.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I bet it just lays there and does nothing, expecting the beta to both find its cavernous hole and then do all the work (both because it can't expend any effort and because it being on top would literally crush the man).

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[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I imagine that too although fat fuck could bend over at the edge of the bed. If the fat shits were having good sex they wouldn't need all the "make it easier to have sex" pages, I bet the beta's dick is so small it couldn't satisfy a mouse.

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[–] KJkrunch 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"He's an attractive guy: about 5'10", swimmer's body, dark features. He has a decent sense of self esteem"

I can't help but feel like that's a lie.

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[–] Raxaephont 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

hes just a skinny guys that doesnt stutter when he talks. You know how fats exaggerate.

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[–] KJkrunch 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Reminds me of someone I know. Scrawny guy with no self esteem, he purposefully seeks out minimoons and claims to prefer them.

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[–] aaooaa 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah through butter coloured glasses.

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