Posted by: Mustard_queen
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[–] Jacques_mouse 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
Everyone has an hourglass figure with a corset and photoshop
[–] [deleted] 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You forgot the fact that her feet are just far enough apart that her thighs aren't touching. While I agree that this is a more shapely member of the herd than most......having a thigh gap with your ankles touching says so much more.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Eff your beauty standards, though.
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Eff your beauty standards (that I can't fake with makeup and shapewear)."
[–] 1madmanamongmany 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
If I'm not mistaken, the hourglass would run out of time faster given the same amount of sand due to the larger hole to fall through. :)
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
About half way through its time a leg would fall off too
[–] greengingertea 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Haha, her tiny tits. Most women aren't hourglasses, they just wish. Who cares anyways? Just don't be fat and stop trying to make a label apply where it doesn't.
[–] fat_hater_ 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago
Fat bitches with microscopic tits are even more sad than their titless skinny counterparts. And why are fat women glorifying the hourglass shape anyway? It's the definition of societal beauty standard. I thought they were against that?
[–] Mustard_queen [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
They're only against it if its an actual human using the societal beauty standard terms! You know, health at every size except healthy. BTW skinny girls with small boobs are gorgeous. Not sad. Shitlords come in all shapes other than flabby and round ;)
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[–] Shoggoth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They're against them until they can figure out ways to claim they possess them.
[–] greengingertea 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They like beauty standards that they can be a part of otherwise eff'm. Because hypocrisy.
[–] wmeth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Like when you drop an hourglass, and all the sand spreads out into a loose pile. Yeah, that's how you look.
[–] Darthjetta ago
Might have more sand but the mid is open more as well. Means less time before the sand runs out... Which mean you're going to die faster then one with a narrow opening.
[–] kittysaysmeownow ago
No... no you don't. An hourglass figure looks like that WITHOUT multiple layers of compression casings. If you require sausage casing compressors to force your abdominal fat inward and into a shape opposite to it's natural state, you are not an hourglass.
Disgusting pigs are trying to steal the original meaning of curvy as well as the word now. Too bad for them, when all the sausage compression casings are removed the truth comes to obvious light. Actual body type: gelatinous blob in spherical jello form.
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash ago
Stuffing more sand in an hourglass will render it clogged and useless.