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[–] LetTheAshesFly 0 points 88 points (+88|-0) ago 

Fuck that. You should have reported him. What a useless slob.

I saw a 350 pounder on the treadmill last night, glance at her numbers: 2.9 speed, no incline, nearly half a mile.... Heart rate was 135. Bitch had tachycardia from WALKING SLOWLY.

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[–] ShitLordeLordeLorde 0 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago 

I second this - that shit is not OK.

"you'd be really pretty if you wore makeup?"

Who the fuck do you think you are? My gym would kick him out for saying that

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[–] junaberry [S] 1 point 24 points (+25|-1) ago 

Sadly, my gym's managers are overweight, so reporting a fatty to a fatty wouldn't have done much for my frustration. I wish I "accidentally" dropped a weight on his toe.

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[–] Ben77 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

2.9? As in 2.9mph? Jesus Christ! What is the point, that's a shuffle!

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[–] LetTheAshesFly 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'm sure that's an extreme waddling pace for people of girth.

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[–] bababastard 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I can't even make myself go that slow. If I walk at a normal pace without thinking about speed, I'll be around 5 mph. 2.9 would barely feel like moving.

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[–] darthbrodin ago 

KPH.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 ago 

I know right? I'd be going a little faster than that when I was recovering from an ankle injury. And I could barely walk without crippling pain.

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[–] EatingSteak 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I feel like if you're that massive, your body probably can't even take the impact of walking on a treadmill

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[–] ginx2666 ago  (edited ago)

Isn't that fine though? As long as you push your body to burn calories and maintain caloric deficit, it should burn the fat.

Body unaccustomed to physical strain quicker goes into tachycardia.

It's better to start slow and increase the pace over time, than go hard from the start and risk injury that might not only end in a disability, but destroy all motivation fat person had to get better.

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[–] ThinPerson 0 points 62 points (+62|-0) ago 

you know, you'd be really pretty if you wore make up.

Holy crap he was "negging" you. hahaha

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[–] NIGGERnigga 1 point 33 points (+34|-1) ago 

Boom, that motherfucker been reading too much redpill propaganda.

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[–] Totenglocke 1 point 42 points (+43|-1) ago 

Except he missed rule #1 of the red pill - actually be in shape.

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[–] prodigyx 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

Yup, evolutionary science is propaganda. It is clear you have no idea what TRP is aside from what you have read on feminist blogs.

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[–] EatingSteak 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Wow - I had no idea people actually did this in real life. Outside of obnoxious NJ guidos anyway

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

It's only happened to me once. But it really drove home why it only works on people with the lowest possible self esteem. Any sane person thinks "what an asshole" and walks away. You have to have issues to really give a shit what someone like that thinks of you enough to engage them in conversation to try bringing them around.

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[–] prodigyx 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

It works...if you're attractive...and charming.

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[–] ThinPerson ago 

Oh I'm not doubting the effectiveness of PUA tactics. Even if you're dog shit ugly you can make it work if you pull it off correctly. Although a lot of the stuff is really out there. But you're basically hopeless if you're fat. It's a telltale sign that you're lazy and don't take care of yourself.

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[–] cattarhero 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

You have better self control than me. He left himself wide open for something like, you'd be attractive yourself if you lost 300 pounds and quit smelling like a fart. Bastard had some nerve to say that to you.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

you wouldn't even be attractive if you lost 300 pounds.

FTFY

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

"I'm not here to attract worthless fat, I'm here to burn it."

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[–] Fierce_skinnybitch 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

that was good

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[–] Novius 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Exactly, dispassionately assert dominance when its clear that you're just passively acknowledging dominance. If he wasn't in her way, she wouldn't need to get him out of her way.

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[–] EatingSteak ago 

On the other hand, if you give them attention, that's probably what they want.

The best thing to do is just silently reinforce the idea that they don't belong there

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[–] Alpha_Machine 1 point 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

"you know, you'd be really pretty if you wore make up."

What the fuck.

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[–] Alpha_Machine 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Hams and good ideas are rarely together.

Best idea I had was that he wanted to make her feel worse due to esteem issues.

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[–] hunt_the_fatties 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The fatties, the droppers, the socialites and the retarded have been flooding my gym for the last two weeks.

The other day some fat fuck was deadlifting 60 kg and dropping/throwing it from the top of his range of motion again and again. It's great having the entire gym wincing in unison because fatties are too stupid to do things right.

Edit: Also some fatty walked into the gym and warmed up with 100kg deadlifts, except with a full-blown Notradame-style hunch. Piggy waddled out of there a few minutes later after wrenching his back, much to my delight.

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

See, exercise is bad for you wheeze

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[–] Opposite_Santa 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I get the "treadmill buddy" every once in a while. The whole row will be empty but they choose the one next to me. I just switch machines to one further down if the area is open.

Makeup comment is pretty shitty, especially from some gross blob. Who the hell wears makeup to the gym?

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[–] mmmmdonuts 1 point 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Makeup is my passion and I love it, but I sure as hell don't wear it to the gym. Only exception is if I came from work.

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[–] junaberry [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I imagine the same kind of person who wears strong cologne/perfume to the gym.

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[–] caesah 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The ones who go to take "workout" selfies?

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Seriously. It's moisturizer at most.

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[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

And the air would smell cleaner with your absence, but here you are.

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[–] sreggin_llik 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Dear fat fucks: "Negging" (What normal non-PUA people simply call "playful teasing") only works when you're hot.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

That kind of comment doesn't even work if it's being said by a hot guy. It's just plain rude. Tom Sexypants Hiddleston could tell me that and I'd think he's scum.

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[–] shuzolite 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But Tom Hiddleston would never say that, because he's like the sweetest guy in the planet, lol...

But yes. That's just being an asshole, which automatically makes even the most attractive guy into an ugly piece of shit

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[–] ShitArchon ago  (edited ago)

Except there are completely unfuckable Tumblrinas like reddit.com/u/TumblrCoworker's foul-smelling, PCOS-bearded coworker who don't get any sex even from slobs. And it doesn't motivate them so much as it makes them bitter. Lots of hams are sexless, so withdrawing sex doesn't motivate them because they already don't have it.

Of course, said people often have delusionally high standards and refuse sex with slobs. Caleb Luna insists on only having sex with thin young white guys, and then rages on BlackGirlDangerous about how said guys are bigots for not wanting him.

With that said, you're generally right. Female fatties on Tinder have a very inflated ego because of the outpouring of undeserved attention they get.

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Not even then, unless you've got incredibly low self esteem. There's tons of people around who combine physical attractiveness with an attractive personality. There's no reason to settle for someone with a nice body and shit personality.

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