Posted by: SeigneurdesEtrons
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[–] SeigneurdesEtrons [S] 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
Just want to include a shout-out to Achtung. This shit bloody takes TIME. Whole new set of respects for my already-favourite poster.
[–] Banterbury 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago (edited ago)
"I am a gypsy soul" does gypsy mean something different in North America? Because in Europe that would basically get your profile ignored by everyone (fupacabra status aside obviously)
[–] SeigneurdesEtrons [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I think it does, but I can't be 100% sure. We've only had one genocide attempt here -- our native peoples -- and it was a while ago, so we're a little rusty on the concept.
[–] mohammed9546 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Gypsy here is fortune tellers with crystal balls and wandering tinkers with wagons full of occult knick-knacks
[–] ShitArchon 3 points 1 point 4 points (+4|-3) ago (edited ago)
It's not the color of the Romani skin, it's the content of their character. Every single encounter with them I've ever read has been bad. As consistently bad as Hasidim. At least even blacks have exceptions that prove the rule.
[–] ladyinthebluedress ago
Australians see it as more like tarot card readers, people who festival follow and nomads.
I find it interesting, because my bloodline goes back to "gypsy royalty" by birthright, but that line settled down assimilated into society.
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[–] MahLardy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"I'm not a toothpick" "I'm not a waif" "I'm not a skinny-minnie" "Don't expect a model" WTF. First off, everyone knows you're not skinny because your eyes are drowning in fat deposits. Second, people who "want a toothpick" won't be right-swiping on your fat ass, anyway. Way to be preventively defensive. I don't have tattoos or black hair, but I don't write in my profile, "If you want girls with tattoos, swipe left!" or "If you like black hair, swipe left!"
[–] moldyberry 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
That one girl was giving tender a try. I bet she gives 20 tenders a try every day. with extra ketchup
[–] fat_is_gross 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Appropriate quote from the last lady. Translated from French:
"When lies take the escalator, the truth takes the stairs. It takes longer, but don't worry, it'll get there."
[–] fat_is_gross 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
"Big trimmed pussy..."
Guuuuhh... it's a pussy, not a dick. That's literally the first time I've ever heard a woman boast about the size of her pussy.
[–] 3881483? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah wtf, I always assumed guys prefer tighter and smaller to loose and big?
[–] Shitlordsocialite 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
As a 22 year old shitlady the dating pool 35-50 seems fucking dire.
Over 30 apparently means free to go full ham from the way tinder looks. Good luck, you older sexy shitlords.
[–] WeedLord 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I'm 28 and my current girlfriend is a 40 year old shitlady. When I look at the dating sites for fun I can find maybe one girl in twenty that I think is attractive. Probably one in fifty if you account for MySpace angles, lighting, makeup etc. It's a nightmare. Girls our age aren't doing too good
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[–] Skinnyphat_sleestak 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
43 y.o. shitlady here. Dated online on Ok Cupid 3 years ago, found an amazing guy to love and met 1 or 2 other cool people. I'd say the wheat really separates from the chaff at age 35 and up. You've either completely let yourself go and have 3 baby mamas/daddies or you are hot, fit and successful at your career. Your life is kind of set by that point, so at least you know your fit date isn't going to descend into obesity once you commit. Something you can't be sure if in your twenties.
[–] Shitlordsocialite 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Man, that is a good point. I graduated early and am in junior management, but most of my friends haven't even left home yet. When mom stops dictating meals, I'm sure most will balloon. I can certainly see how you might either tarnish into hammania or become a fucking god. That leaves me hopeful!
[–] SeigneurdesEtrons [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I'm 42. Going on a second date tonight (Hateful Eight! YISSS) with a fit 38 y.o. Brazilian PhD candidate.
...It actually gets better. As long as you're fit, obvs.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Oh dear god, I thought that would never end.
Have some much needed eye beach
[–] SeigneurdesEtrons [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
GodDAMMIT. Forgot the bleach.
Thx JAL.