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[–] mystic_chihuahua 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
So, fatty sex is a lot like having to move a lot of heavy furniture and finding a dead cat under the piano.
A lot of effort, a risk to your spine, putrid things you don't want to touch but kinda have to, and sadness. Sounds fucken awesome! crying softly in a corner
[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Best. Analogy. Ever.