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[–] Phillyshitlord 1 point 55 points (+56|-1) ago 

Welcome to humanity. Don't fuck it up.

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[–] WeedLord [S] 4 points 19 points (+23|-4) ago 

Haha no chance. I can't describe the amount of hate I have for fatlogic and laziness these days. I even exercised on Christmas and new years. My girlfriend hates me :p

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[–] mooserag 1 point 30 points (+31|-1) ago 

youd better not be a pig fucker

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[–] fatis4punching 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I can't imagine ever going back to my previous ways. Despite the whole "98% of diets fail", I don't think most people that actually really make it ever go back and those that do never really changed their mindset.

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[–] WeedLord [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Exactly! It's all about changing your mindset. When I see the portion sizes that I used to eat, or other people eat now, I want to throw up. Diets don't mean shit unless they're permanent.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 1 point 24 points (+25|-1) ago 

How did I manage to convince myself that it was OK?!

You were a fucking moron, denying reality because you didn't want to deal with the pain of realizing you sucked.

Then you became a fucking adult and stopped sucking. Good jab. slips you a $20 bill

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 1 point 45 points (+46|-1) ago 

Can I get a twenty too? Since I'm female, by denying me money you're technically raping me. Rules of Tumblr. /s

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[–] theunrighteous 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Honestly, it's rape when we look at your post without you giving the "OK", according to Tumblr.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

hamburger music starts playing

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[–] WeedLord [S] 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Luckily the stretch marks remind me every day of how much of a moron I was!

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[–] Typheous 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

If it makes you feel any better, I've had stretch marks since I hit my growth spurt in middle school. I'm 6'0, and the most I've weighed is my current 150.

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[–] Mndless 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Mix some additional vitamin E oil into some Dove Deep Moisture body wash and shower with it every day. It should help slowly reduce the stretch marks and make them less obvious. They never really go away, though, much to my dismay.

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[–] WildHamBeastTamer 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Get verified.

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[–] FatShamingShitLady 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Congratulations on your shitizenship. Use your experience to shitlord on all the fatties saying "diet and exercise doesn't work" by showing them before and after photos.

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[–] WeedLord [S] 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Ha-ha I hated myself so much that there are no before photos! There are almost no photos of me :p

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[–] KikiCat 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Congrats :) I find that the ex fats tend to be the shittiest of the shitlords/ladies.

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[–] cyclops1771 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yes, as a former smoker, I am the ultimate smoking "shitlord" - if a hotel room or rental car has been smoked in during the previous month, I will smell it, and force a change from the management. Fucking gross, to me. I assume ex-fats are the same way.

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[–] WeedLord [S] 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

If there was a fat in my hotel room/car I will ask for a change. You will know because the bed/seat will be broken :p

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[–] WeedLord [S] 4 points -1 points (+3|-4) ago 

I'm working on it ;) still don't feel very confident, trying to shed that fat mentality!

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[–] coalien 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Welcome to the light side of life...

Let me explain for you english speakers:

In german light (Leicht) equally translates to light as weight and something being easy/easier and vice versa the word heavy (Schwer), also means difficult or hard. I always found that this little unintentional piece of shitlording being built in was a beautiful aspect of the german language.

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[–] TunaFishTroubles 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Almost every single comment on here has one down vote. I think there's a piggy lurking.

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[–] speshul_snowflake 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Congrats on becoming human again.

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[–] WeedLord [S] 3 points -1 points (+2|-3) ago 

Ha-ha man, that really touched me! Thanks!!

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