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[–] buttdoodieface 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So, umm, I worked in retail with a ham one time and ... let me set the scene for you. You know those dogs that have the pushed in faces... pugs, bulldogs kind of thing. Can you imagine how they sound when they breathe in through their nose sometimes? Like... they have a pillow put to their nose and they sound kind of like they are suffocating? That's how this ham sounded CONSTANTLY. I would get so pissed being around her .. like can't you just fucking breathe through your mouth for once or twice because you sound like a freaking dog that can't breathe.